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Talk to me undead people Am I just being oversensitive here, or does it get REALLY old when meat...oh, I'm sorry, the PC term is "the living"  ...are all like, "oh, you undead people smell really bad, why don't you take a bath or JUST STAY DEAD?!?"
And I'm like, LOOK. I'm sorry to inconvenience you but maybe your local zoning geniuses shouldn't have placed their precious toxic waste dump so close to the cemetery! I guess THAT'S my fault too, sheesh! And what really ticks me off is when people call us "zombies". That's such an offensive - not to mention OUTDATED - phrase, and I'm getting really sick of hearing it! As if it's not enough to have rocks and chainsaws thrown at us CONSTANTLY, we have to be treated like some kind of extras in a stupid George Romero movie! Is it just me?!? Am I the only person of undeadness who feels this way? Have I just not eaten any good brains lately?! I'm telling you, my maggots are on fire these days with the way people act towards me!  | |
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Yo. This is your Chaos and Disorder era. [Edited 8/23/05 15:13pm] | |
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Straight pimpin'!! "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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... what's wrong with Anxie? ... it's scaring me | |
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Number23 said: Yo. This is your Chaos and Disorder era.
[Edited 8/23/05 15:13pm] In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Anxiety said: Am I just being oversensitive here, or does it get REALLY old when meat...oh, I'm sorry, the PC term is "the living"
...are all like, "oh, you undead people smell really bad, why don't you take a bath or JUST STAY DEAD?!?"
And I'm like, LOOK. I'm sorry to inconvenience you but maybe your local zoning geniuses shouldn't have placed their precious toxic waste dump so close to the cemetary! I guess THAT'S my fault too, sheesh! And what really ticks me off is when people call us "zombies". That's such an offensive - not to mention OUTDATED - phrase, and I'm getting really sick of hearing it! As if it's not enough to have rocks and chainsaws thrown at us CONSTANTLY, we have to be treated like some kind of extras in a stupid George Romero movie! Is it just me?!? Am I the only person of undeadness who feels this way? Have I just not eaten any good brains lately?! I'm telling you, my maggots are on fire these days with the way people act towards me! Hey! I was "in" a George Romero flick!!....LOL Monkey Shines! I was up for an Oscar! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Anxiety said: Am I just being oversensitive here, or does it get REALLY old when meat...oh, I'm sorry, the PC term is "the living"
...are all like, "oh, you undead people smell really bad, why don't you take a bath or JUST STAY DEAD?!?"
And I'm like, LOOK. I'm sorry to inconvenience you but maybe your local zoning geniuses shouldn't have placed their precious toxic waste dump so close to the cemetary! I guess THAT'S my fault too, sheesh! And what really ticks me off is when people call us "zombies". That's such an offensive - not to mention OUTDATED - phrase, and I'm getting really sick of hearing it! As if it's not enough to have rocks and chainsaws thrown at us CONSTANTLY, we have to be treated like some kind of extras in a stupid George Romero movie! Is it just me?!? Am I the only person of undeadness who feels this way? Have I just not eaten any good brains lately?! I'm telling you, my maggots are on fire these days with the way people act towards me! This seals it, U r officially my favorite Mod. Listen to me on The House of Pop Culture podcast on itunes http://itunes.apple.com/u...d438631917 | |
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Anxiety said: Am I just being oversensitive here, or does it get REALLY old when meat...oh, I'm sorry, the PC term is "the living"
...are all like, "oh, you undead people smell really bad, why don't you take a bath or JUST STAY DEAD?!?"
And I'm like, LOOK. I'm sorry to inconvenience you but maybe your local zoning geniuses shouldn't have placed their precious toxic waste dump so close to the cemetary! I guess THAT'S my fault too, sheesh! And what really ticks me off is when people call us "zombies". That's such an offensive - not to mention OUTDATED - phrase, and I'm getting really sick of hearing it! As if it's not enough to have rocks and chainsaws thrown at us CONSTANTLY, we have to be treated like some kind of extras in a stupid George Romero movie! Is it just me?!? Am I the only person of undeadness who feels this way? Have I just not eaten any good brains lately?! I'm telling you, my maggots are on fire these days with the way people act towards me! Why are you always copying Zelaira?  | |
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Reincarnate said:
... what's wrong with Anxie? ... it's scaring me and YOU! don't think i didn't see you throwing a molotov cocktail through the window at the abandoned house i used to live in with my tribe! i was minding my business, chewing on an empty milk carton and watching my season one of "matlock" DVD from netflix, and all of a sudden a flaming faygo bottle goes whizzing past my head and blows up the damn television set! I MEAN! and faygo!? FAYGO?!? if you were trying to take me out, couldn't you have picked a classier bottle? perrier, maybe? evian??? HELLO!!! | |
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Imago777 said: Why are you always copying Zelaira? because she and i are related by six trampolines of separation? | |
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Anxiety said: Imago777 said: Why are you always copying Zelaira? because she and i are related by six trampolines of separation? She also has a zombi-snoopy.  | |
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i know a guy who could get you some good brains.  | |
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Anxiety said: Reincarnate said:
... what's wrong with Anxie? ... it's scaring me and YOU! don't think i didn't see you throwing a molotov cocktail through the window at the abandoned house i used to live in with my tribe! i was minding my business, chewing on an empty milk carton and watching my season one of "matlock" DVD from netflix, and all of a sudden a flaming faygo bottle goes whizzing past my head and blows up the damn television set! I MEAN! and faygo!? FAYGO?!? if you were trying to take me out, couldn't you have picked a classier bottle? perrier, maybe? evian??? HELLO!!!
.. someone get me a lawyer! ... Matt? Matt????? | |
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Anxiety you should start your oqwn reality TV show. people are dying to find out how the undead live.  | |
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XxAxX said: Anxiety you should start your oqwn reality TV show. people are dying to find out how the undead live.
well, i'm already in my own reality, so i'm halfway there. | |
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Zombies are the new Black Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Anxiety said: Have I just not eaten any good brains lately?!
I thought you were a vegetarian  | |
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charlottegelin said: Anxiety said: Have I just not eaten any good brains lately?!
I thought you were a vegetarian He means tofu brains. Can't tell the difference if you put a bit of ketchup on them. | |
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WHat the hell is this... Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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charlottegelin said: Anxiety said: Have I just not eaten any good brains lately?!
I thought you were a vegetarian yes. i only eat the brains of vegetarians. high in potassium.  | |
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. [Edited 8/24/05 1:57am] | |
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| Ok yer scarin me here! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Ok yer scarin me here!you're saying that because i'm undead, aren't you?? you need some diversity training. | |
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HamsterHuey said: :ressurrect:
:plop: | |
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Anxiety said: HamsterHuey said: :ressurrect:
:plop: Oooh, nice WARM flesh... And it's pounding too! Groovy! |
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HamsterHuey said: Anxiety said: :plop: Oooh, nice WARM flesh... And it's pounding too! Groovy! pounding flesh?!?! where?!? | |
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