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Printableella731 said: jerseykrs said: He also tells me that you're useless. That child is sharp I tell ya. 
Yeah not sure where he got it from its for sure not from his parents  | |
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EvErSoLeSa said: ella731 said:
Yeah not sure where he got it from its for sure not from his parents she's so mean to me.  | |
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jerseykrs said: EvErSoLeSa said: she's so mean to me. awwwww you know you love it though  so don't gimme that sad face  | |
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My best friend's mom took her son with her to the post office. She was waiting to be serviced and Christopher (my friend's brother) was poking about not making a nuisance of himself. Finally it was Annette's turn and she took care of business, and when she was done she said without looking where Christopher was, "come on Toffe (nickname), let's go!" He replies "Sure mom, I'll just finish looking at this woman's bum first."  Annette found her son lying under a woman's skirt (from behind), looking right up at her...ahem! Annette quickly grabbed her son and left  | |
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Teacher said: My best friend's mom took her son with her to the post office. She was waiting to be serviced and Christopher (my friend's brother) was poking about not making a nuisance of himself. Finally it was Annette's turn and she took care of business, and when she was done she said without looking where Christopher was, "come on Toffe (nickname), let's go!" He replies "Sure mom, I'll just finish looking at this woman's bum first."
Annette found her son lying under a woman's skirt (from behind), looking right up at her...ahem! Annette quickly grabbed her son and left  | |
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| these are absolutely fantastic...! | |
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my nephew was 4, we were sitting in the kitchen with my mom having dinner and for whatever reason Mom and I were talking about Muhammed Ali. My nephew then says, "yeah, that Cassius Clay was one mean motherfucker!"
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bluesbaby said: my nephew was 4, we were sitting in the kitchen with my mom having dinner and for whatever reason Mom and I were talking about Muhammed Ali. My nephew then says, "yeah, that Cassius Clay was one mean motherfucker!"
Hey you... 
I have a long list somewhere in my brain... although I can't think of a single one... , that is how tired I am.
Although reading them all is really making me laugh... | |
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Freespirit said: bluesbaby said: my nephew was 4, we were sitting in the kitchen with my mom having dinner and for whatever reason Mom and I were talking about Muhammed Ali. My nephew then says, "yeah, that Cassius Clay was one mean motherfucker!"
Hey you...
I have a long list somewhere in my brain... although I can't think of a single one... , that is how tired I am.
Although reading them all is really making me laugh... hi friend | |
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bluesbaby said: my nephew was 4, we were sitting in the kitchen with my mom having dinner and for whatever reason Mom and I were talking about Muhammed Ali. My nephew then says, "yeah, that Cassius Clay was one mean motherfucker!"
 When my oldest was 8 we had a bunch of people over from the kingdom hall over to play cards lol Andrew(my oldest) was playin Gin with the "men" and when someone picked up the card he wanted he looked at him and said.....You dirty bastard ....Everyone looked at him and didn't know if they should be shocked or laughed...He felt so bad and said he was sorry My poor baby, I had to laugh though | |
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Today my son said to me.. Mom, you are so sweet, you're shining like a flashlight and you sparkle through the whole world!  
How sweet is that!! The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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