My 5 year old came up to me today and said.....I have a screwdriver in my pants!!!.....
What are some funny things your kids have said or your friends kids?

when MY 10 yr old was ..4 years old.... I thought she could eat a chewable PILL. In stead of Liquid medicine..

I gave her 2 tylenol chewables... She asked me what they were for...I replied * they are for Your head ...u have a fever*, I turned my head to pour the apple juice, To help her swallow them... I turned back and.. SAW that she had placed both pills on her forehead.

nesci said:

EvErSoLeSa said:

HEY!!!! That's my pick up line!

althom said:

then you and my 5 year old would get along fine

EvErSoLeSa said:

You're not the first to say something like that.

althom said:

oh? Does that mean you are LIKE a 5 year old? I mean you are cute like a little kid but how are you other wise?.....OMG THE WINE HAS GOTTEN TO ME

EvErSoLeSa said:

When my cousin was young, my aunt took him to church for the first time. During prayers, with everyone kneeling, he asked in a loud voice "mum, mum, who are we hiding from?".

Reincarnate said:

when my oldest was 10, we were at the kingdom hall(yes I was a jehovah's witness) and he was excited about something (can't remember what) but he said.....OH man this is so orgasmic I was like,.... ummmmm do you even know what that means? He said ....no what? I said ask you father

My son: ( 6 years old)

'My mom sleeps a lot.. she must be allergic'

'If you know what you want, you are a happy person'

' Mom, everybody in this country looks different.. they have their own hair and their own wrinkles'

' Now is the day that yesterday was tomorrow'

' silence for sale!! '

'O'... This is the 'O'
'C'... This is the broken 'O'





I write all these things down..

EvErSoLeSa said:

HowComeYouDontCallme said:

Can we replace George Bush with your child? They all sound like wise words to me

Reincarnate said:

My son will make a great president one day

But first he wants to take violinlessons

oh well, I guess we'll have to wait a little while then

silence for sale!

that is just brilliant.

HowComeYouDontCallme said:

classic!

dawntreader said:

Thanks!! ( hij riep het zomaar ineens haha )

'Stilte te koop!!'

grappig he?


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Natisse said:

Thank you too!!
I'm so proud of my boy!!
He makes very long days at his new school and he was very brave the first day
He likes his new school very much and that makes me very happy!!






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we are in the process of potty training.

and in the middle of the grocery store my daughter screams, I mean SCREAMS

MOMMIE!! POOP!!!

EvErSoLeSa said:

that's funny

My son continually tells me I'm weird.

jerseykrs said:

tell CJ he is right about his father

Reincarnate said:

LOL.

althom said:

That is so wrong.

jerseykrs said:

you are hon and he will be too when he becomes a dad

EvErSoLeSa said:

ella731 said:

He also tells me that you're useless. That child is sharp I tell ya.

jerseykrs said:

Yeah not sure where he got it from its for sure not from his parents