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Funny Things Kids say My 5 year old came up to me today and said.....I have a screwdriver in my pants!!!.....
What are some funny things your kids have said or your friends kids? | |
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when MY 10 yr old was ..4 years old.... I thought she could eat a chewable PILL. In stead of Liquid medicine..
I gave her 2 tylenol chewables... She asked me what they were for...I replied * they are for Your head ...u have a fever*, I turned my head to pour the apple juice, To help her swallow them... I turned back and.. SAW that she had placed both pills on her forehead. BAD Kitty
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nesci said: when MY 10 yr old was ..4 years old.... I thought she could eat a chewable PILL. In stead of Liquid medicine..
I gave her 2 tylenol chewables... She asked me what they were for...I replied * they are for Your head ...u have a fever*, I turned my head to pour the apple juice, To help her swallow them... I turned back and.. SAW that she had placed both pills on her forehead. | |
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EvErSoLeSa said: My 5 year old came up to me today and said.....I have a screwdriver in my pants!!!.....
What are some funny things your kids have said or your friends kids? HEY!!!! That's my pick up line! | |
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althom said: EvErSoLeSa said: My 5 year old came up to me today and said.....I have a screwdriver in my pants!!!.....
What are some funny things your kids have said or your friends kids? HEY!!!! That's my pick up line! then you and my 5 year old would get along fine | |
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EvErSoLeSa said: althom said: HEY!!!! That's my pick up line! then you and my 5 year old would get along fine You're not the first to say something like that. | |
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althom said: EvErSoLeSa said: then you and my 5 year old would get along fine You're not the first to say something like that. oh? Does that mean you are LIKE a 5 year old? I mean you are cute like a little kid but how are you other wise?.....OMG THE WINE HAS GOTTEN TO ME | |
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EvErSoLeSa said: althom said: You're not the first to say something like that. oh? Does that mean you are LIKE a 5 year old? I mean you are cute like a little kid but how are you other wise?.....OMG THE WINE HAS GOTTEN TO ME | |
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When my cousin was young, my aunt took him to church for the first time. During prayers, with everyone kneeling, he asked in a loud voice "mum, mum, who are we hiding from?". | |
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Reincarnate said: When my cousin was young, my aunt took him to church for the first time. During prayers, with everyone kneeling, he asked in a loud voice "mum, mum, who are we hiding from?".
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when my oldest was 10, we were at the kingdom hall(yes I was a jehovah's witness) and he was excited about something (can't remember what) but he said.....OH man this is so orgasmic I was like,.... ummmmm do you even know what that means? He said ....no what? I said ask you father | |
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My son: ( 6 years old)
'My mom sleeps a lot.. she must be allergic' 'If you know what you want, you are a happy person' ' Mom, everybody in this country looks different.. they have their own hair and their own wrinkles' ' Now is the day that yesterday was tomorrow' ' silence for sale!! ' 'O'... This is the 'O' 'C'... This is the broken 'O' I write all these things down.. The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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EvErSoLeSa said: when my oldest was 10, we were at the kingdom hall(yes I was a jehovah's witness) and he was excited about something (can't remember what) but he said.....OH man this is so orgasmic I was like,.... ummmmm do you even know what that means? He said ....no what? I said ask you father
The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: My son: ( 6 years old)
'My mom sleeps a lot.. she must be allergic' 'If you know what you want, you are a happy person' ' Mom, everybody in this country looks different.. they have their own hair and their own wrinkles' ' Now is the day that yesterday was tomorrow' ' silence for sale!! ' 'O'... This is the 'O' 'C'... This is the broken 'O' I write all these things down.. Can we replace George Bush with your child? They all sound like wise words to me | |
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Reincarnate said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: My son: ( 6 years old)
'My mom sleeps a lot.. she must be allergic' 'If you know what you want, you are a happy person' ' Mom, everybody in this country looks different.. they have their own hair and their own wrinkles' ' Now is the day that yesterday was tomorrow' ' silence for sale!! ' 'O'... This is the 'O' 'C'... This is the broken 'O' I write all these things down.. Can we replace George Bush with your child? They all sound like wise words to me My son will make a great president one day But first he wants to take violinlessons The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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oh well, I guess we'll have to wait a little while then | |
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silence for sale!
that is just brilliant. yes SIR! | |
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: My son: ( 6 years old)
'My mom sleeps a lot.. she must be allergic' 'If you know what you want, you are a happy person' ' Mom, everybody in this country looks different.. they have their own hair and their own wrinkles' ' Now is the day that yesterday was tomorrow' ' silence for sale!! ' 'O'... This is the 'O' 'C'... This is the broken 'O' I write all these things down.. classic! | |
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dawntreader said: silence for sale!
that is just brilliant. Thanks!! ( hij riep het zomaar ineens haha ) 'Stilte te koop!!' grappig he? [Edited 8/25/05 4:55am] The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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Natisse said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: My son: ( 6 years old)
'My mom sleeps a lot.. she must be allergic' 'If you know what you want, you are a happy person' ' Mom, everybody in this country looks different.. they have their own hair and their own wrinkles' ' Now is the day that yesterday was tomorrow' ' silence for sale!! ' 'O'... This is the 'O' 'C'... This is the broken 'O' I write all these things down.. classic! Thank you too!! I'm so proud of my boy!! He makes very long days at his new school and he was very brave the first day He likes his new school very much and that makes me very happy!! :makingalotofmistakesbecausei'mtired: edits [Edited 8/25/05 4:58am] [Edited 8/25/05 4:59am] The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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we are in the process of potty training.
and in the middle of the grocery store my daughter screams, I mean SCREAMS MOMMIE!! POOP!!! | |
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EvErSoLeSa said: when my oldest was 10, we were at the kingdom hall(yes I was a jehovah's witness) and he was excited about something (can't remember what) but he said.....OH man this is so orgasmic I was like,.... ummmmm do you even know what that means? He said ....no what? I said ask you father
that's funny | |
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My son continually tells me I'm weird. | |
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jerseykrs said: My son continually tells me I'm weird.
tell CJ he is right about his father | |
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Reincarnate said: When my cousin was young, my aunt took him to church for the first time. During prayers, with everyone kneeling, he asked in a loud voice "mum, mum, who are we hiding from?".
LOL. | |
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althom said: EvErSoLeSa said: then you and my 5 year old would get along fine You're not the first to say something like that. That is so wrong. | |
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jerseykrs said: My son continually tells me I'm weird.
you are hon and he will be too when he becomes a dad | |
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EvErSoLeSa said: jerseykrs said: My son continually tells me I'm weird.
you are hon and he will be too when he becomes a dad | |
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ella731 said: jerseykrs said: My son continually tells me I'm weird.
tell CJ he is right about his father He also tells me that you're useless. That child is sharp I tell ya. | |
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jerseykrs said: ella731 said: tell CJ he is right about his father He also tells me that you're useless. That child is sharp I tell ya. Yeah not sure where he got it from its for sure not from his parents | |
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