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Words you say... funny. Every time I speak with AzureStarr on the phone, which must happen at least once a week I guess, but sometimes more...
She makes fun of me. Today, I talked to her on the phone whilst I was in Little Caesar's picking up one of those $5 pizzas, and she made fun of me the entire time. She makes fun of the way I say "kitchen," "chicken," and "Beely" among other things. Makes me wonder why I even bother talking to her. 
Then she patronises me and tells me how cute it is.  Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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You talk funny. It is cute. I enjoy it. Hearing you turned my horrible morning into a good one! Lunch. That is the best! | |
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Nero said: Every time I speak with AzureStarr on the phone, which must happen at least once a week I guess, but sometimes more...
She makes fun of me. Today, I talked to her on the phone whilst I was in Little Caesar's picking up one of those $5 pizzas, and she made fun of me the entire time. She makes fun of the way I say "kitchen," "chicken," and "Beely" among other things. Makes me wonder why I even bother talking to her.
Then she patronises me and tells me how cute it is. Gooooober goob goob.  | |
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I'm from Jersey. I say everything funny. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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AzureStarr said:
You talk funny. It is cute. I enjoy it. Hearing you turned my horrible morning into a good one! Lunch. That is the best! How on earth can I possibly say "lunch" any different than anyone else, you retard? Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: Every time I speak with AzureStarr on the phone, which must happen at least once a week I guess, but sometimes more...
She makes fun of me. Today, I talked to her on the phone whilst I was in Little Caesar's picking up one of those $5 pizzas, and she made fun of me the entire time. She makes fun of the way I say "kitchen," "chicken," and "Beely" among other things. Makes me wonder why I even bother talking to her.
Then she patronises me and tells me how cute it is. Sorry, but I've not understood a single word of what you just said. | |
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Nero said: AzureStarr said:
You talk funny. It is cute. I enjoy it. Hearing you turned my horrible morning into a good one! Lunch. That is the best! How on earth can I possibly say "lunch" any different than anyone else, you retard? Luuunch. You extend the "u". To me it's funny. Everyone I know says it quickly. You draw it out... lol. "I gotta stop and get me some luuuunch." | |
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AzureStarr said: Nero said: How on earth can I possibly say "lunch" any different than anyone else, you retard? Luuunch. You extend the "u". To me it's funny. Everyone I know says it quickly. You draw it out... lol. "I gotta stop and get me some luuuunch." I would never bastardize a sentence that badly, would I? I mean, I know I bastardized English quite often, but surely you jest when you type that I would say "I gotta stop and get me some."  Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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At least you didn't catch my slip-up of saying "thankee" to the lady who gave me my food.  Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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That's so cute. 
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Nero said: At least you didn't catch my slip-up of saying "thankee" to the lady who gave me my food.
No, you hadda stop and get you some. 
You always say "thankee". I've heard that many times. I liked the whole, "Five thuuuurty, please", from the lady, though. | |
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AzureStarr said: Nero said: At least you didn't catch my slip-up of saying "thankee" to the lady who gave me my food.
No, you hadda stop and get you some.
You always say "thankee". I've heard that many times. I liked the whole, "Five thuuuurty, please", from the lady, though. You even know how much my lunch cost me. I do NOT always say "thankee" do I? Today, I know I did because I caught myself. You were already making fun of me, so I was mildly embarrassed by it having crossed my lips in such a fashion and I waited for you to trounce on the "thankee" I gave the lady. Maybe when Max and I take our two day hiatus, you should be coming to Kentucky instead. Hear me talk to my native peoples! Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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Nero said: Every time I speak with AzureStarr on the phone, which must happen at least once a week I guess, but sometimes more...
She makes fun of me. Today, I talked to her on the phone whilst I was in Little Caesar's picking up one of those $5 pizzas, and she made fun of me the entire time. She makes fun of the way I say "kitchen," "chicken," and "Beely" among other things. Makes me wonder why I even bother talking to her.
Then she patronises me and tells me how cute it is. I didn't understand a word of that....how cute! | |
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althom said: Nero said: Every time I speak with AzureStarr on the phone, which must happen at least once a week I guess, but sometimes more...
She makes fun of me. Today, I talked to her on the phone whilst I was in Little Caesar's picking up one of those $5 pizzas, and she made fun of me the entire time. She makes fun of the way I say "kitchen," "chicken," and "Beely" among other things. Makes me wonder why I even bother talking to her.
Then she patronises me and tells me how cute it is. I didn't understand a word of that....how cute! The fact this joke was already told on this very thread by BreddieMercury makes you about 75% less funny and creative than Breddie. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: AzureStarr said: No, you hadda stop and get you some.
You always say "thankee". I've heard that many times. I liked the whole, "Five thuuuurty, please", from the lady, though. You even know how much my lunch cost me. I do NOT always say "thankee" do I? Today, I know I did because I caught myself. You were already making fun of me, so I was mildly embarrassed by it having crossed my lips in such a fashion and I waited for you to trounce on the "thankee" I gave the lady. Maybe when Max and I take our two day hiatus, you should be coming to Kentucky instead. Hear me talk to my native peoples! You do say it a lot, so it doesn't phase me.
No, I can't meet him, remember. You said I'd be mean to him. 
*sigh* Gotta go to bed and try and dream about Mr. Mars.  Shall talk to you tomorrow, shit-head.
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AzureStarr said: Nero said: You even know how much my lunch cost me. I do NOT always say "thankee" do I? Today, I know I did because I caught myself. You were already making fun of me, so I was mildly embarrassed by it having crossed my lips in such a fashion and I waited for you to trounce on the "thankee" I gave the lady. Maybe when Max and I take our two day hiatus, you should be coming to Kentucky instead. Hear me talk to my native peoples! You do say it a lot, so it doesn't phase me.
No, I can't meet him, remember. You said I'd be mean to him.
*sigh* Gotta go to bed and try and dream about Mr. Mars. Shall talk to you tomorrow, shit-head.
You probably would be mean to him. He's old. But fun. 
Tell me all about the dream cock-smack, anyway. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: althom said: I didn't understand a word of that....how cute! The fact this joke was already told on this very thread by BreddieMercury makes you about 75% less funny and creative than Breddie. I am funny and creative, I'll give you that. Don't forget intelligent, intuitive, dark, handsome, and all round sex god. | |
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Sweeny79 said: I'm from Jersey. I say everything funny.
kool you must sound like Fran Drescher.. you know that woman from the Nanny... do you have her laugh also?... | |
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weepingwall said: Sweeny79 said: I'm from Jersey. I say everything funny.
kool you must sound like Fran Drescher.. you know that woman from the Nanny... do you have her laugh also?... Oh God I hate my laugh but I hope its not THAT bad. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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BreddieMercury said: Nero said: The fact this joke was already told on this very thread by BreddieMercury makes you about 75% less funny and creative than Breddie. I am funny and creative, I'll give you that. Don't forget intelligent, intuitive, dark, handsome, and all round sex god. You mean like 'more to love'? | |
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Sweeny79 said: weepingwall said: kool you must sound like Fran Drescher.. you know that woman from the Nanny... do you have her laugh also?... Oh God I hate my laugh but I hope its not THAT bad. it would be a turn on if you did..have a laugh like that.. | |
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Sweeny79 said: I'm from Jersey. I say everything funny.
You have a strong accent....it's very cute  | |
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