More weirdness from Sweeny, just don’t know where to put it and this seemed the best place.

Dear Jack White,

I’m seriously in love with you and here are some reasons why you should consider making me your third wife. I'm writing this in RED beacause I know you like RED. It's not my blood, don't trust what Amorbella says... well ok It IS my blood but it's not as serious a wound as she'll lead you to think. ( Shut up Amor!!! I'll go to the hospital when I'm done writing my letter GEESH! )

OK! Well, first off I don’t care that you’re not even thirty and you’ve been married twice. I don’t care that you lied about being married in the first place and called your ex wife your sister once you got famous…or if the case maybe I don’t care if she really is your sister and you married her anyway. She’s kind of hot and I can get with that!


My dad and my boyfriend tell me I look like Rene Zellweger (well probably a lot closer to how she looked in Bridget Jones than she did in White Oleander , but still!)I know you dated her and he dumped you quick for that cowboy, I wouldn’t do that! I’m not really concerned with your new bride, she’s kinda hot and I can get with that too! Apparently you like watching her with other things because you have her basically blowing a horse in your video! If that’s the kind of thing that you would like to peruse in your free time I’ll gladly hold the camera with you, or mate with livestock… whatever I’m flexible!

I know your real name is John Anthony Gillis and I like that better. I don’t mind if you looked chubby in that awful suit at Hunter S. Thompson’s funeral. I’d never tell you that you looked anything less than wonderful!

I forgive you for your performance in Cold Mountain, we all can’t act like Denzel. I’ll even hold the box of tissue’s for you when you get ripped apart on Oscar Night.


Your one true love

Sweeny



Ps. it doesn’t even bother me that you like country music or that you have some sick obsession for Loretta Lyn. Hell, I’d even break my vow of never venturing into Hill Billy land to visit Texas with you. Yee Haw!

1. It's my job to tidy up news stories -- facts, commas, structure, transitions, story direction -- you name it. But, I'm the biggest slob. Not unclean, just not so tidy.

2. I've been a Christian ever since I was a little kid, and I love the God of the Bible. But, I've always had a thing for decidedly un-Christian girls. Church friends call it missionary dating. I call it something I won't do again..

3. My college nickname was GQ, because of my love for suits and ties. I love neatness. But, I also dig hippie, unshaven-type, earthy, artsy women. Dear me.

4. I see music as color and, from time to time, taste and feel it. No, I've never done drugs.

5. I eat my food, 99% of the time, one dish at a time: Meat, then veggies, then bread.

6. When people switch the order of my first and middle names, it bugs me like nails going down a chalkboard. And, I make them undo the harm by addressing me with my names in proper order.

7. I have dreams that come true. I'm not speaking figuratively. I've dreamt people and then met them the next day. Or dreamt locations and experiences, then had them within months. I chalk it up to a manifestation of the faithfulness of God.

8. I "think" guitar & bass parts left-handed, but I play right-handed.

9. I've never had a drink, smoked or done drugs. Odd that, in this day and age, that's idiosyncratic.

10. I'm sure there are more...

Sweeny79 said:

:giigle:...but i still love ya

amorbella said:

I'm in such a fucked up mood the last 2 days it's just drving me up the wall.

Sweeny79 said:

Like u tell me, it will pass ,

I see that Obsessive Compulsive Disorder runs rampant and untreated here on the org

1. It's my job to tidy up news stories -- facts, commas, structure, transitions, story direction -- you name it. But, I'm the biggest slob. Not unclean, just not so tidy.

2. I've been a Christian ever since I was a little kid, and I love the God of the Bible. But, I've always had a thing for decidedly un-Christian girls. Church friends call it missionary dating. I call it something I won't do again..

3. My college nickname was GQ, because of my love for suits and ties. I love neatness. But, I also dig hippie, unshaven-type, earthy, artsy women. Dear me.

4. I see music as color and, from time to time, taste and feel it. No, I've never done drugs.

5. I eat my food, 99% of the time, one dish at a time: Meat, then veggies, then bread.

6. When people switch the order of my first and middle names, it bugs me like nails going down a chalkboard. And, I make them undo the harm by addressing me with my names in proper order.

7. I have dreams that come true. I'm not speaking figuratively. I've dreamt people and then met them the next day. Or dreamt locations and experiences, then had them within months. I chalk it up to a manifestation of the faithfulness of God.

8. I "think" guitar & bass parts left-handed, but I play right-handed.

9. I've never had a drink, smoked or done drugs. Odd that, in this day and age, that's idiosyncratic.

10. I'm sure there are more...

bkw said:

Like you didn't know we all crazy?

Sweeny79 said:

... since when was bkw not included in the "crazy" mix? ... trying to distance himself from it doesn't hold ice with me!

ThreadBare said:

u said "unshaven"... It's funny but u kinda remind me of a guy who goes to my church but, he doesn't play guitar. #7 is something that happens to me sometimes.

purpleizpassion said:

Hippie chicks rawk!!!

Is your friend's name Sean? Throughout my childhood, people were constantly saying I either reminded them of this guy named Sean or if I had a brother named Sean. Which I don't...