My weirdest dream was I giving a press conference in the bathtub, completely naked surrounded by fifty reporters and TV camaras. Then my younger sister comes in says 'Pardon Me', reaches in the vanity drawer and pulls out about a million dollars. My sister was wearing more make-up than Tammy Faye Baker, and all those people somehow fitted in my bathroom. I still have no idea what the press conference was about.

I was 6 or 7.

I dreamt that I saw my own body wash up on shore lifeless in the moonlight on a beach.

I had that dream for years and it stopped only when I was in my teens.

littlemissG said:

Ditto.

Imago777 said:

Scary

I dreamt that I was in an episode of Smallville...except the dream was in black and white.
Me and Lana Lang (Kristen Kreuk) were looking for Clark Kent (Tom Welling) at Smallville High School.
At one point, she became so worried that she started crying. So, being the nice monkey that I am, I tried my best to comfort her. Things started heating up and we start kissing.
This is when the dream becomes (what I call) full sensory. There was color and I could feel her touch, smell the fragrance of her hair, etc.
Then someone busted in and told us they found Clark.
The dream went back to b&w.
So, we chased after Clark who was under the influence of red kryptonite and was about to join up with this biker gang.
I don't remember what happened after that...but, I'm still curious as to why the dream changed the way it did.

TheMadMonkey said:

Hi weird friend

I dreamt that on my way to the supermarket, where I was planning to give birth, I had to cross an intersection diagonally, narrowly escaping being hit by a helicopter that was crashing right there.
Once inside the supermarket, I had my baby and it started shrinking. The midwife told me that was normal except the baby got so small she accidentally broke it's leg off and it was made of white chocolate. The birth suite was full of gilt and brocade and chandeleirs, with movie star make-up mirrors.

charlottegelin said:

Imago777 said:

the Ocean was trying to kill u...I wonder why ....

The weirdest?
So many dreams are so weird. But the one of the last two years that stands out has already been told on here. Here it goes again...

I dreamt I was responsible for aids-prevention among camels. I would go roaming about in the desert with a big bag of condoms with me, putting a huge condom around every camel's dick.



I don't like the smell of camels, and I was dating someone rather fat at the time, using condoms, but the connections is...???

You know the dreams where you wake up in the dream - but you havnt really woken up. Well i woke up in bed as my house was being robbed. I went downstairs and confronted the robber and then i suddenly wake up in my bed. Thinking omg it was just a dream. Then i hear a robber downstairs ..... this was repeated at least 5 times before i really woke up.

When i finally did wake up adrenalin was pumping and i hesitated before going downstairs to get some water!

littlemissG said:

i had a dream there was a lion living under my bed.its pretty cool actually

and i think your dream meant someone will bring you a million dollar sweepstakes check but you might be in the bath or neekid or dressing.

Years and years ago, I had this vivid dream where I was Diana Ross, playing the Royal Albert Hall. I didn't just look like her, I was her. Right down to the big hair and the "Call me Miss Ross" bit.

The gig was going great and I then returned to do an encore - dressed in the red fishtail 'Chain Reaction' dress - but, this time, it was actually me in her dress. Her body, my face. Someone threw a bouquet of flowers and I woke up.

A week later I came out of the closet. There can't have been any connection whatsoever.




I can't believe I wrote this.

I used to have a recurring dream that I was eating a huge bowl full of marshmallows...and every morning my pillow was gone.

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Once i dreamt dat i was viewing this big house as if i was watching it in film and this voice over startz saying "And THAT'z what you get when you bury a body in your front garden"

I've also dreamt of climbing a mountain and reaching da top- which was a plain of grass and there was a voice saying somethin significant dat i needed 2 know but i could't catch it

I've dreamt (as an adult) that i was a child (but not myself) and i was lost in this dessert like town and i was crying for my mother in Spanish fluently (i can't speak Spanish fluently.)

I had a reccuring dream when i was eight dat i was in a big lake with mountainz everywhere- it was desserted. And then a jellyfish was chasin me.

Another dream i'd have when i was little were various dreamz about wolvez hiding in my backyard. Coming 2 scare da crap out of me at night.

When I was three, I had a dream of the Cindy Lauper song "She Bop" (i'd NEVER heard da song before and datz what makez it weird) - and then i remember the morning after as my parentz carried me in2 the car 2 drop me off at my grandparent'z place...the song came on the radio. I remember thinkin like I must be magical or somethin and datz why i had the dream and dat happened. So insignificant in conscious termz but somewhat significant in sub-conscious termz

Dreamz are intriguing.

But when u look at what they all mean and represent 2 you- they can unravel and not seem so freaky after allz.
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Not really weird, but calling Freddie into my dream and he appeared while I was kinda awake.


A talking plant.

when i was preggers with my daughter I used to dream veggies where chasing me....big tomatoes, big bell peppers, potatoes...it was horrible....

I always have weird dreams.

Last night I dreamt that these men had me captive. I was totally stretched out with chains. I remember hearing them say "This is how the Sicilians do it." All of a sudden I felt a million needles piercing every part of my body. I actually felt the pain. It woke me up. All I could think was, wow that really hurt.
I felt like I was dying in the dream.

M

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

yeah, I felt pain too and I wake up because of it.

Maybe your dark desires

amorbella said:

Cucumbers?

http://www.prince.org/msg/100/157532

I've had the same dream two more times since the first time, but every time I see different people's dead bodies.

I just dreamt dat I was held captive along with several family memberz and each time noone else was around, da scary person kept aiming and throwing meat knivez at me like a dart board, each time missing by inchez- me running away!! And then I ring triple 0 on my phone when i sneak outside and instead of reaching what i'd expect would be emergency servicez, i get this answering service saying 'if you would like your grass cut press zero, if you need community council services press..'but then it WASN'T a voice over and each time i kept sayin 'someonez tryin 2 KILL me!' they kept saying 'i don't know what you're talking about can you please say that again?' and then i escape to this country place and im at some train station and some girl is chasing me and i decide 2 hide in some bushez and behind a bucket still kinda knowing i could be seen but for somereason still bothering 'trying'to hide. Then she askz me 2 run with her. ANd i run and we're like trying 2 balance on plankz of wood as if in a big forest with obstacle courses. And i'm doing it frantically trying to run away from another scary person who I don't even see!! (Who is again trying 2 kill me!!!)
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TMPletz said:

All 3 pregnancies I dreamed I went into the garden and there was a capsicum plant and all the capsicums had exploded

another weird one was this woman I never seen before shot up my car with an automatic rifle. I was in the house when I heard gunfire, and saw this woman making my car look like swiss cheese. Only in a dream would I go running outside to confront her. When I ask why she shoot my car, she started laughing so I jumped her and she turned into a newspaper. I was so mad I tore her up and flush her down the toilet. Then I woke up.

Ocean said:

two days ago...i dreamed that i was in a theater and strange looking men were touching my back then a big storm came up with lightning and all...

I know where it's coming from though...dreams are a way of dealing with the problems you have in daily life so...

When I was in grade school, I had a dream that I made out with a girl in a hot tub in the middle of the school gymnasium. Yeah, there were a lot of other people in the gym at the time, but they didn't seem to notice.

TMPletz said:

naughty!

TMPletz said:

When I was in sixth form i did make out with a gym teacher on a trampoline and we did nearly get caught No one seemed to notice us leave getting re-dressed hahahahah