Nero said:

In that instance I could hardly help it could I

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Would you ever consider filming a sexual encounter with a man and send it to me for... well. For my visual consumption?

I'll pay shipping and handling, anyway.

Nero said:

I'd probably do it for free

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I'd watch.

Nero said:

I'd let you

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You're a good man.

I've thrown up a little while going down on someone.

I was caught masterbating by my father.....I was 31 years old.

I wont "go there" but the usual mishaps regarding anal sex have occured as a bottom and as a top. Ewwww. I can't believe I shared that.


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i posted my sexual mishap a while back and was told by another orger (cant remember the exact words) to keep my mucky business to myself

retina said:

I think you'd have to know my number to do that.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

thank God for the man that invented the shower shot

Too many to mention but probably the most embarrasing was not the act itself but when I was telling the story of one to a group of workmates.

We'd been drinking at work, celebrating something or other, and I'd been polishing off all the wine while everyone else was being restrained.

I stumbled in on a conversation and my assistant at that time said to me "we're telling sex stories" ... I should've known better at this point but, judgement impaired I turned to the group and said "well have I got a sex story for you ...." and proceeded to tell them what I'd done.

A few minutes later, when I'd finished telling my story, expecting wild amusement and pats on the back, I looked around and all I saw were horrified looks. Then they all ignored me and carried on with their conversations, looking noticably embarrased.

It turned out that when Annamaria told me they were telling sex stories, that wasn't the case at all ... she'd just said it as a joke. It was amazingly embarrasing to go into work the following week.

This is the same company where I'd been watching porn sneakily with some of the boys and this woman started to do things with onions. When I left, a couple of years later, one of my leaving presents was a bag of onions! I loved that - best present ever!

Reincarnate said:

I was on holidays with my family and I was walking past a tent and this couple were at it and the girl had her glasses on and was reading a book while he was hammering away.

I have fallen asleep during sex. This guy was moving to another state, so it was our last night together and we were having a bit of a marathon. It must've bee about the 7th time in a row, and I sort of "came to" instead of came.

ok - i'm game.

my hubby and i were going at it pretty good...he was into it so much that he threw out is hip (we're both pretty young - mid 20's) and couldn't walk for awhile. all we heard was a loud crack and then he just fell off of me. lol it took him awhile to get over it but he didn't learn any lesson from that.