AzureStarr said:

Ignorant one

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Do you know that I fell for that line for many, many, many years with my ex-husband! If I wouldn't give in he'd go and take care of it himself to "release the pressure"!

You wait until I talk to him tomorrow!

AndGodCreatedMe said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That's probably a good thing. I'm guessing it would feel weird to have to duct tape it to your thigh every time, just in case. That was almost what I had to do when I went to a fantastic-looking doctor once. Madeline Stowe lookalikes should be banned from that profession.

AzureStarr said:

Now, there is a build up cuz you can definitely see the difference in the amount in a daily release vs weekly or monthly release. It's all in the head tho.

There is an ache, but it's phantom. Kinda like when an amputee feels the pain in their missing limb. Cept in this case the limb is still there but the pain is missing.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I dont lie 2 the ladies, it's true. I get depressed, believe it or not. I need sex. It's who I am.

retina said:

Well....

being that I am into Anal Sex, the doctor better be ugly when he sticks his finger up my ass during an exam

Rinluv said:

Hey, I get depressed as hell too Like any creature with balls, I need to do it. I understand man

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I think I need to send him a bill for all of those years of pity fucks and for mental anguish for actually feeling a bit sorry for him.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Very Interesting Supa. As the newbie here, I have learned a lot from you already Supa Thanks!
[Edited 8/22/05 16:04pm]

i got blue balls many a time. don't tell me it is not true.

it happens when you are hard for a long time (without viagra thank you) and you are very horny, and you get no release.

i went to a club once with this guy and i was kissing him all nite. we were going home very early in the morning. my balls were hurting so much i wanted to cry!

It's not that it "hurts".


The point is that we love them so much, we want to share this beautiful experience with that one special girl..... what wsa her name again?

MadameS said:

Stick around, I'll teach you lots of stuff

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

but get a second opinion with me

dawntreader said:

Ok, I'm not talking about when you are in a situation where you have the possibilty of getting laid but it doesn't happen or having a 5 hour boner with no action. That hurts for sure. But just being in the state of not getting laid, it does not hurt at all.

Sorry Supa but I've been behind a set and maybe they weren't blue but it was painful. So painful that I knew there was only one way to stop the pain

The circumstances were, months of being teased and on the night when it was expected there was heavy petting (should be said more often) and making out, still nothing. It was hard to walk the pain was so bad or maybe I'm the one the expression was made for.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Because one can always do it to themselves, so the "state of not getting laid" does not give you blue balls, it gives you depression

Heh, some guy tried that on me when I was 17. He said "it hurts", I said "go see a doctor". Should of seen the look on his face I broke up with him not too long after that, all he wanted was sex

I read somewhere that for prostate health you should ejaculate every day - DIY if necessary

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Right, it's not like they (we) don't masturbate all the while.

Men.

@ supa giving it his pro-women schtick again.

Sheesh! Get a room. With women.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

HE'S A LIAR GIRLS!!!!!

yes! yes!

Preach it, sista!


I love it...you should have your own weekly column dedicated to bustin' up guys game...

applekisses said:

applekisses said:

So says the lady who frequents fat men threads.

Imago777 said:

Blue Balls is called Vasocongestion

charlottegelin said:

I'm glad I'm doing at least one healthy thing with my body.

bkw said: