It doesn't actually hurt when we go long periods without sex. Guys talk about the pain of build up and stuff like that but there is no physical pain, only mental and emotional anguish

And no, they never turn blue. Unless you tied em up like sausages

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

My father warned me of this when I was 15!

Cheers mate

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I LOVE U!!!!


But I already knew this

AGCM said:

I figure there's at least a few innocent gals left in orgland They gotta know the tricks of the trade and one of em is not falling for the BS guys will tell you to get their dick in your crack.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

P.S. Thought you might appreciate this:

Ace said:

My favorite contestant on that show!!!
Rachel, you're so beautiful. Maggie, you're such a bitch

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

"It's so easy to screw with Beau, 'cause he's such a little bitch."

Ace said:

"you date older men"

Isn't it great how he couldn't own up to his manwhore ways? You gotta embrace that chit!

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

At the risk of turning this into a BB thread ():

"Polyester hair! Polyester hair!"

Ace said:

Correction... "Polyester hair bitch!"

That bastard always tells me his balls are hurting..

I am like everyday?

Thanks Supa for the ammo!

sag10 said:

I once had to see a urologist for ache in my testicles. The dialogue went something like this:

Him: Do you have sex often?

Me: No.

Him: Why not?

Me: Erm...I guess I just don't like to sleep with just anybody.

Him: Well, it's good to have sex often, otherwise you can get pains like this.

Me: Okay.

Him: So do you masturbate often?

Me: Well...uh....I think I'm average in that department.

Him: Well, you should masturbate too. Now let me feel your testicles.

sag10 said:

You're supposed to lick and suck, not bite

retina said:

You got molested :

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Wrong! He doesn't like oral sex...

sag10 said:

What honey? You don't have sex everyday!

sag10 said:

well recently no

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You think? I did get a bit suspicious when he asked me to say "oh yes, play my maraccas!" and lick his earlobe while he was squeezing them.

AGCM said:

retina said:

You didn't tell me that part. Definitely a routine exam. My doctor has me play his maraccas every time

Long periods without my sex! Cold showers, that shit dont work. I get hard after wind blows. Ur right, no physical hurt but mental, yes. I cant hold it 2 long.

Rinluv said:

Mental pain is no excuse to lie to the ladies

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

true

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Well the difference is that you are enjoying it.

retina said:

Actually I have never had a doctor cute enough for me to ever get into it

No physical pain?! Not even from zero release?

AzureStarr said:

None at all. I know that for a fact cuz I have balls. 2 of them