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PrintableSupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: 2 old ladies were driving down the street. They come upon a red light and run it. The passenger thinks to herself....I think that light was red. But she figured her old age might have gotten the best of her and she was just not paying close enough attention.
They come upon a second red light and they run that one too. Startled, the passenger thinks to herself.....I'm sure that one was red. I don't know why Mildred would run it. So they come upon another red light and Mavis makes sure to see if it is red. Sure enough, the light is red and they run that one too. Now Mavis is scared  She turns to Mildred...I'm sure you have a good reason for doing so, but I notice you've run the last 3 red lights
Mildred replies "Oh! Am I driving?!" 
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DexMSR said: Ok! So a Pedophile and a little boy are walking throught the woods late at night.
The little boy says...I'm scared..it's spooky out here!" The Pedophile says...."YOU'RE SCARED...I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO WALK OUT OF HERE ALONE!"  You know I love you right? You sick fuck! | |
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: 
Oh Muse, Thou dear one, sing to me, Commence and order my song. Cool breezes blowing from Thy groves Inspire my breast and rouse my heart. Calliopeia Thou wise Principal of the Muses delightful, Thou too, wise mystery guide, Leto's child, Thou Delian Paean, Be propitious and stand by me. 
xxx... Marion  One for the profile! | |
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abierman said: I am confused...what am I to take from this? | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: HamsterHuey said:  I remember this!
SCORE 10 Is that my hair in the front? Nope. That's Toni. It is the pic of you looking like you're a living dead doll, Toni looks like she is on crack, Simon is policing Toni, Marion is looking at Chris, Chris is shocked at something out of sight and WhoMe is wondering; what the hell did Marion get me into? LoL And I cannot possibly repost this entire pic. |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: abierman said: I am confused...what am I to take from this? | |
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DiminutiveRocker said: 2the9s said: Damn! Those were the DAYS!!  I kind of hoped that joke would write itself.  ROFLMAO! | |
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abierman said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: I am confused...what am I to take from this?I'll take that!  | |
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HamsterHuey said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: I remember this!
SCORE 10 Is that my hair in the front? Nope. That's Toni. It is the pic of you looking like you're a living dead doll, Toni looks like she is on crack, Simon is policing Toni, Marion is looking at Chris, Chris is shocked at something out of sight and WhoMe is wondering; what the hell did Marion get me into? LoL And I cannot possibly repost this entire pic. Toni gets me in more trouble!  | |
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DexMSR said: Ok! So a Pedophile and a little boy are walking throught the woods late at night.
The little boy says...I'm scared..it's spooky out here!" The Pedophile says...."YOU'RE SCARED...I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO WALK OUT OF HERE ALONE!"
Dex!! | |
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HamsterHuey said: Oh Lord  | |
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OOOOOooooo weeeee! I just got orgnoted from a hottie from another forum space and time....
I just got to get depressed more often damn! | |
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The "We Were Poor" Sketch
from "Monty Python Live at City Center" and "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl" (Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort. "Farewell to Thee" being played in the background on Hawaiian guitar.) Michael Palin: Ahh. Very passable, this, very passable. Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah? Terry Gilliam: You’re right there Obediah. Eric Idle: Who’d a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin’ here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine? MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o’ tea. GC: A cup ' COLD tea. EI: Without milk or sugar. TG: OR tea! MP: In a filthy, cracked cup. EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper. GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth. TG: But you know we were happy in those days, though we were poor. MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn’t buy you happiness." EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof. GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING! TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor! MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph. EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpaulin, but it was a house to US. GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake! TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road. MP: Cardboard box? TG: Aye. MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt! GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY! TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife. EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah." MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'. ALL: Nope, nope. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Laugh damnit! 
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I am sorry for your troubles..
I was thinking, today is my 2 brother's death anniversary.. I'd give anything to disagree with them.. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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This always cheers me up, maybe it will help U as well...
Go hippo, it's your birthday... Listen to me on The House of Pop Culture podcast on itunes http://itunes.apple.com/u...d438631917 | |
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theAudience said: The "We Were Poor" Sketch
from "Monty Python Live at City Center" and "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl" (Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort. "Farewell to Thee" being played in the background on Hawaiian guitar.) Michael Palin: Ahh. Very passable, this, very passable. Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah? Terry Gilliam: You’re right there Obediah. Eric Idle: Who’d a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin’ here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine? MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o’ tea. GC: A cup ' COLD tea. EI: Without milk or sugar. TG: OR tea! MP: In a filthy, cracked cup. EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper. GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth. TG: But you know we were happy in those days, though we were poor. MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn’t buy you happiness." EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof. GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING! TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor! MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph. EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpaulin, but it was a house to US. GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake! TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road. MP: Cardboard box? TG: Aye. MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt! GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY! TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife. EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah." MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'. ALL: Nope, nope. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Laugh damnit!
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npgmaverick said: This always cheers me up, maybe it will help U as well...
Go hippo, it's your birthday... It reminds me of Barney! Barney scares me.... | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: I laughed till I cried.... Thank you Mr cool!You're quite welcome. Mission accomplished. 
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sag10 said: I am sorry for your troubles..
I was thinking, today is my 2 brother's death anniversary.. I'd give anything to disagree with them.. Point taken dear lady... I hate to be scorned for the truth..... I love him dearly and couldn't play ostrich... I am mortified that in the near future he may actually succeed in removing himself if he doesn't catch a clue. I did what I can ultimatly live with. If God has given you the strength to stand firm and speak your peace... why did he crete you so sensitive? Seems counter productive does it not? Got to dry up... little man has a dentist appointment.. I am graced with a face that shows every ounce of what is inside..... Where are the damn sunglasses! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: sag10 said: I am sorry for your troubles..
I was thinking, today is my 2 brother's death anniversary.. I'd give anything to disagree with them.. Point taken dear lady... I hate to be scorned for the truth..... I love him dearly and couldn't play ostrich... I am mortified that in the near future he may actually succeed in removing himself if he doesn't catch a clue. I did what I can ultimatly live with. If God has given you the strength to stand firm and speak your peace... why did he crete you so sensitive? Seems counter productive does it not? Got to dry up... little man has a dentist appointment.. I am graced with a face that shows every ounce of what is inside..... Where are the damn sunglasses! Cheer him up with a present
i'll pay you back when i'm there
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How do you get a handkerchief to dance?
Put a little boogie in it. "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: How about none of us knowing Julie suffers from Narcolepsy
She went right to sleep during the photo! and I still smile while unconscious... what a gal... | |
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EskomoKisses said:
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hit enter too quick edit [Edited 8/22/05 18:32pm] You know mine disappeared. ( I will bring the banned sign as we will have a moderator present) | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: How about none of us knowing Julie suffers from Narcolepsy
She went right to sleep during the photo! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: EskomoKisses said:
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hit enter too quick edit [Edited 8/22/05 18:32pm] You know mine disappeared. ( I will bring the banned sign as we will have a moderator present) and I'm pretty sure Dansa would come out of retirement *just* to ban you again   | |
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EskomoKisses said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: You know mine disappeared. ( I will bring the banned sign as we will have a moderator present) and I'm pretty sure Dansa would come out of retirement *just* to ban you again No no no ... I am on my best behavior!
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