Muse is having a bad day in general....

(Brother troubles)


It is your mission (If you so choose it) to put laugh back on her tear stained swollen face...






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POST!

Ok! He's maybe not your type but at least smile for my effort

AGCM said:

I have met him in fact.... He dated my girlfriend for a minute....


Not bad however!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

He's an ass, right? Tell me he is

Laughter....have you asked your co-worker Tom about him trying to pick me up at your salon!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Okay!

Knock knock...

AGCM said:

Ask me in an orgnote.... I hate to badmouth publically.... He is respectful just .....

2the9s said:

Is that one knock for each boob?

2the9s said:

Who is there?

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Lolly!

There was this old woman who ended up in a funeral home. She would sit in the lobby everyday in her wheelchair...wasting the day away. Then one day, this old man showed up in the lobby with her. They took to each other and started chatting. They would periodically meet in the lobby and share old memories. One day they thought it would be a good idea to sit outside of the nursing home, in the front. They started meeting there and talking about God, Politics(old and new), they covered many topics and they were happy and comfortable with each other.

One day the gentlemen, being as forthwright as he could, asked his ladyfriend for a favor. He asked her if she could hold his penis while they were having conversation. He told her that he would completely understand if she said no and that this wasn't necessary to continue the friendship. Nothing more, or nothing less, just to hold his penis.

The old lady thought it over and said to herself thet he was just an old man...what could happen because of this...nothing much. So she agreed. The old man pulled the afghan(sp?) from behind his back and placed it over his lap and the old lady proceeded to hold his penis. It went along like this for several months. The would meet out infront of the Nursing home and she would hold his penis under the afghan while that sared conversation.

One day, however, the old lady went outside to the front and didn't find her gentleman friend. She waited a couple of minutes and then decided to go look for him. She was rolling that wheelchair everywhere. His room...not there...the restroom...not there...the cafeteria...not there...the lobby...not there. She went outside to look for him, he still wasn't in the front. She wheeled herself around the back of the nursing home where there was a large hill(at least in nursing home standards). SHE SAW HIM! Damnit...he was sitting at the top of the hill in his wheel chair...afghan on his lap..WITH ANOTHER OLD LADY! Needless to say, THIS old lady was furious. With time she calmed down though.

Later on that day she saw this supposed gentleman in the lobby again and rolled up next to him and asked, "I only want to know one thing. What does this old lady have that I don't have?"

With a sheepish grin, the old man replied, "Parklinson's."
[Edited 8/22/05 14:20pm]

2the9s said:

Aw.... great moments... Miss her dearly! Strange God should give you a dear friend so far off isn't it?

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

No, you say "Lolly who?"

BobGeorge909 said:

2the9s said:

She will kill you but I have decided it is worth the journey....

Lolly who?

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

...no sweat Muse

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I think only the gay men really notice such details!
[Edited 8/22/05 14:46pm]

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I was kidding who cares if he's an ass with that body

2 old ladies were driving down the street. They come upon a red light and run it. The passenger thinks to herself....I think that light was red. But she figured her old age might have gotten the best of her and she was just not paying close enough attention.

They come upon a second red light and they run that one too. Startled, the passenger thinks to herself.....I'm sure that one was red. I don't know why Mildred would run it.

So they come upon another red light and Mavis makes sure to see if it is red. Sure enough, the light is red and they run that one too. Now Mavis is scared She turns to Mildred...I'm sure you have a good reason for doing so, but I notice you've run the last 3 red lights

Mildred replies "Oh! Am I driving?!"

Oh Muse, Thou dear one, sing to me,
Commence and order my song.
Cool breezes blowing from Thy groves
Inspire my breast and rouse my heart.

Calliopeia Thou wise
Principal of the Muses delightful,
Thou too, wise mystery guide,
Leto's child, Thou Delian Paean,
Be propitious and stand by me.




xxx... Marion

How about none of us knowing Julie suffers from Narcolepsy



She went right to sleep during the photo!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I kind of hoped that joke would write itself..

DiminutiveRocker said:

Damn! Those were the DAYS!!

2the9s said:

I kind of hoped that joke would write itself.

DiminutiveRocker said:

Ok! So a Pedophile and a little boy are walking throught the woods late at night.

The little boy says...I'm scared..it's spooky out here!"

The Pedophile says...."YOU'RE SCARED...I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO WALK OUT OF HERE ALONE!"

HamsterHuey said:

I remember this!

SCORE 10

Is that my hair in the front?