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Moderator | True or False? Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?
1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. 3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years. 4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more. 5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart! 6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties. 7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute. 8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old. 9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines. 10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498. 11. The average housefly lives for one month. 12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. 13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened. 14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute. 15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day. 16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep. 17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water. 18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot. 19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie." 20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem. 21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk. 22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash. 23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor. 24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery. 25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins. 26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green. Ready for the answers? They are all true ... Now go back and think about #16 All Rights Reserved. |
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we all have belly buttons it is impossible to NOT have one | |
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Moderator | lollyp0p said: we all have belly buttons it is impossible to NOT have one
However, there may be one eyewitness description of Sir Alfred's tummy, missing its belly button due to surgery. The quote is from the actress Karen Black, whom Hitch directed in his final film, Family Plot in 1976. It is said to have appeared in the liberal monthly humor review, The Funny Times. In a story by humorist Jon Winokur, Black says Hitchcock “pulled up his shirt to show me his belly button – which he didn't have. He'd had an operation and when they sewed him up, they took it away. His belly button was gone!” All Rights Reserved. |
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yamomma said: lollyp0p said: we all have belly buttons it is impossible to NOT have one
However, there may be one eyewitness description of Sir Alfred's tummy, missing its belly button due to surgery. The quote is from the actress Karen Black, whom Hitch directed in his final film, Family Plot in 1976. It is said to have appeared in the liberal monthly humor review, The Funny Times. In a story by humorist Jon Winokur, Black says Hitchcock “pulled up his shirt to show me his belly button – which he didn't have. He'd had an operation and when they sewed him up, they took it away. His belly button was gone!” so he DID have a belly button at some point but he lost it how careless | |
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it concerns me that we are eating spiders and that coke is really GREEN ?????
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Moderator | Here are some more good ones:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet... (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home..... maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the.....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer...) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) All Rights Reserved. |
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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Moderator | Yet more amazing facts:
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't. Taco Bell changed the Chilito's name to the Chili Cheese Burrito, only after discovering that "chilito" was a derogatory slang term in Spanish that meant "small penis." In many cultures, an unmarried woman is considered a virgin, even if she's a prostitute. It's only after marriage that she loses her virginity. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. Studies prove it's harder to tell a convincing lie to someone you find sexually attractive. 66% pet owners claim they allowed their pets to remain in the bedroom during lovemaking. "Anorgasmy" is the clinical term for the inability to achieve orgasm. Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200. Average speed of male ejaculation: 28 miles per hour. About 50% of women have one breast that is larger than the other. Ancient Greeks admired the small firm penis, and considered the large member aesthetically unappealing. The word "vanilla" comes from the Latin word for vagina, because of the vanilla pod's resemblance to the female genitalia. The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right, although the reverse may be true of left-handed men. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a tollbooth. The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked." It takes just 35 days for a mouse to reach sexual maturity. It takes a female gorilla six years to reach sexual maturity. In 1709 it was believed that the widespread infertility of Spanish women was due to singing during sex. "Erotodromomania" is the abnormal impulse to travel to escape painful sexual situations. In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. The clinical term for a hairy buttocks is "daysypgal." The Netherlands has the lowest incidence of teen pregnancies, abortions and sexually transmitted diseases among Western nations. An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum. Ultrasound tests have revealed that male fetuses have the capability for erections in the last trimester of gestation. The well-recognized Egyptian Ankh is actually a symbol representing the male and female sex organs the upper oval represents the womb of the woman, and the lower vertical line represents the sexual organ of the male. More than 110 billion Tampax tampons have been sold since 1936. The first automatic vibrator was invented in 1869 and was steam powered. It was used to treat female disorders. The gestation period of the macaque is 160 days. For sheep, it's 150 days. For dogs, it's 61 days. According to Kinsey, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal. Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. The average teaspoon of semen contains 5-7 calories. The origin of the word "penis" is Latin, meaning "tail." About 100 calories are burned during human sexual intercourse. "Passion purpura" is the medical term for a hickey. Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star. Odds of being killed by falling out of bed- 1 in 2 million. [Edited 8/22/05 10:35am] All Rights Reserved. |
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lollyp0p said: we all have belly buttons it is impossible to NOT have one
Someone I know on this board doesn't have one because she was born with her guts and everything on the outside of her body. | |
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excellent thread. Im left handed so that does have me concerned a little....however. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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