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Write an Honest Ad about urself that could go ona Lonely hearts Page .
2 be perfectly honest mine would say.. Successful and Accomplished Tycoon with links 2 Dubai & Monaco royalty seeks female 2 share abundance of wealth with. Must be very attractive with large bust and long legs 
ok..actually it would be more like this Desperate and Frustrated nutter with links 2 Sctland Yard and New York Police Department seeks female 2 share McDonald's Coupons with. Must be breathing  | |
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Shy sweet guy, with nothing but love to offer, seeks anything human. Preferably with breasts. | |
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Moody girl seeks male to cater to her every whim thought and desire, must buy lots of presents, and worship the ground she walks on. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Moody girl seeks male to cater to her every whim thought and desire, must buy lots of presents, and worship the ground she walks on.
Does he have to know how to cook? | |
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Heavenly said: Sweeny79 said: Moody girl seeks male to cater to her every whim thought and desire, must buy lots of presents, and worship the ground she walks on.
Does he have to know how to cook? It would be nice, since I can't boil water. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Man with oversized gonads seeks blind,deaf,dumb 19 year old stunner for friendship and soapies. Not essential but would help if you have no sense of smell | |
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mdiver said: Man with oversized gonads seeks blind,deaf,dumb 19 year old stunner for friendship and soapies. Not essential but would help if you have no sense of smell
You've got a match. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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Sweeny79 said: Heavenly said: Does he have to know how to cook? It would be nice, since I can't boil water.  I can boil water! Let's date! | |
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Heavenly said: Sweeny79 said: It would be nice, since I can't boil water. I can boil water! Let's date!   In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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mdiver said: Man with oversized gonads seeks blind,deaf,dumb 19 year old stunner for friendship and soapies. Not essential but would help if you have no sense of smell
I see U've met Ella731 then  | |
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Nero and Ella my lucky day!!! | |
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Heavenly said: Shy sweet guy, with nothing but love to offer, seeks anything human. Preferably with breasts.
i have just the thing for you 
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lollyp0p said: Heavenly said: Shy sweet guy, with nothing but love to offer, seeks anything human. Preferably with breasts.
i have just the thing for you
[img]Picture of lollyp0p[/img] I told you I'm not interrested  | |
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Fat, bitter and angry man with a distaste for humanity seeks sane woman for dating and sex without drama. | |
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jerseykrs said: sane woman for dating and sex without drama.
Dream on mate | |
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slightly nuerotic 29 year old fem not ready for relationship but would have a good crack at it for the right guy 
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mdiver said: jerseykrs said: sane woman for dating and sex without drama.
Dream on mate 
i mean | |
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jerseykrs said: Fat, bitter and angry man with a distaste for humanity seeks sane woman for dating and sex without drama.
Sane - Mot me Woman - Not me Without Drama - Not me Damn! This is just not my day  | |
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single female seeking millionaire husband who loves to 'go down'. | |
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College senior without a plan seeks employed man with one-- along with and a boner for every day of the week ending in a-y. 
No stiffbacks please.-- If you want to know what a 'stiffback' is, orgnote me... Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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Obsessed Prince Fan Seeks latino lookin' girl with 'Typhoon' haircut...Must wear High heels, have hairy butt and be able 2 do splits
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Tall short guy, smart but stupid, cute and ugly, looking for a woman that can stand his non-hmorous jokes. | |
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Get the frell home soon!! Hurry!!  [Edited 8/23/05 5:30am] | |
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strikingly attractive female with a vivid sense of smell seeks male with a job, or at least one with the ability to do the dishes
my standards have really gone down lately | |
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Male seeks female | |
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SWF with emotional baggage, and a slew of children (insta family just add semen ) seeks emotionally disturbed man with financial instablity and a strange interest in BSDM | |
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ella731 said: SWF with emotional baggage, and a slew of children (insta family just add semen
) seeks emotionally disturbed man with financial instablity and a strange interest in BSDM
. [Edited 8/23/05 6:24am] | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: ella731 said: SWF with emotional baggage, and a slew of children (insta family just add semen
) seeks emotionally disturbed man with financial instablity and a strange interest in BSDM
. [Edited 8/23/05 6:24am] no chance in hell  | |
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man with a strange affliction to flies and father of 19 seeks male/female (hey beggers cant be choosers) with a ripe odor of pondscum and must own mary poppins limited edition | |
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ella731 said: LadyB0yCabDriver said:
. [Edited 8/23/05 6:24am] no chance in hell Yeah but this is earth..no seriously, I know a guy who's in2 that | |
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