I work at a clothing store and get so tired of people coming in and thinking that they can return ANYTHING so here are a few pointers

1.) NO you can NOT return underware.....and if you shop at a store that does? CHANGE FUCKING STORES
2.) If you look at all registers I BET they have a sign that tells you about their return policies....READ them
3.) When you take something BACK bring ALL tags and all packaging.....don't get all pissed when they tell you NO because you don't have your shit together
AND 4.) Remember these people are doing their jobs just like you are, it's NOT their fault you are stupid enough to think you can just bring shit back and not have everything you need for a return or exchange. So get pissed at the store managers for making their employees follow the rules
Ok this drunk is done ranting....carry on

PANDURITO said:

then I can't help you.....NEXT

I would like to return the breakfast I had a few hours ago. I have no more use for it


Edit: Yes, I have all the tags that came with it I just need a few minutes in the bathroom to repack it
[Edited 8/22/05 2:11am]

Heavenly said:

A guy goes to a jewelery store with a very beautiful woman, and asks the clerk for the most expensive jewelery in the store. the woman is so excited and is very happy with the jewel that the clerk chose for her.

The guy goes to the clerk and says "I don't have any cash on me, so I would like to pay with a cheque. I know it's the weekend now so you can only approve it in a few days, so I will come back next week to pick it up after the cheque clears.

At the beginning of the weekend the guy comes to the store, and the clerk is very angry "Hey!! your cheque did not clear. actually they said you have no money at all!!!"

The guy answers "Yes, I know, I just wanted to thank you for the great weekend I had, after she thought I was actually buying it for her "

I use to work in retail so I know how you feel. Do you have alot of serial returners? Those that buy something for the weekend and then return it on Monday?