...sucks. She won't come to Cincinnati on the 27th.

Idiot.

Nero said:

Who is that? What is cincinnati?

Cincinatti Bang Bang?

With Lindsay Lohan?

I agree with AzureStarr, steer clear of that mess, hun!

Even if I could, that's a very long drive to see a band I've never heard of that plays "intelligent" music that I probably won't even like.

It would, however, be very worth it to see you.

We'll see about later in the year, shit-face.

SHIT-FACE?

Ugh, and you're right. You wouldn't like "intelligent" music. You're pretty. You can't be pretty and smart. I got the brains, you got the bronze.

Nero said:

Sheddup.

(Did you just insult me? I'm too stupid to know for sure...)

AzureStarr said:

I think I both insulted, and complimented both of us at the same time.

Featherloo, you can be my date on the weekend of November 4th. It's just this one will be indoors, and no one sees OTR without dressing nice, so you better not embarrass me by showing up in jeans or something.

Nero said:

I would be honored to me your date!

Hmmm... I'm sure I have something in my closet that would be nice to wear, however, I may opt for jeans just to see your face glow red.

AzureStarr said:

I'd rip up your ticket and go in by myself. Our relationship would be over before it ever began, Featherloo.

Today, I drove to Tennessee and frolicked around through Rugby, TN. Great fun. Then I came back through Fentress County, stopped at a general store, molested the big wooden Indian and got some fudge.

It's been a good day.

Nero said:

I got up, worked, went to a shitty job interview, cleaned my truck and then ate. Damned near time to go to bed, unless I break into the alcohol. It's been a month or two, I'm about due, I think.

AzureStarr said:

That could be dangerous. I was thinking the same thing, except I know I shouldn't. I have to work at 6:45 AM. Only bad could come from it.

Nero said:

That's right! You shouldn't! I should. So, I'ma thinkin' I'm going to draw myself a bath and start drinking in the tub! Maybe, if I get good and shnockered, I'll come and bother you a bit!

AzureStarr said:

I'm not sure if I want to hear you shnockered. Though at least then I could make fun of you.

Nero said:

You don't. You wouldn't be able to understand anything I said because I'd talk faster than usual and all you'd hear is laughing and giggling inbetween the rush of words.

But, at least I wouldn't say "keeeeetchin".

AzureStarr said:

Hey, there's a whole linguistic explanation for the way I talk. So fuck you.

I say keeeeetchin and Cheeeeekin and Beeeeely. I stretch a vowel sound on an "i" into two syllables. So bite me.

Nero said:

Yeah, okay. There's also the fact that you're from Kentucky and have a deep southern drawl which is expressed more when you've been hitting the YooHoo and Rum.

AzureStarr said:

I do NOT have a deep southern drawl, you... you... IDIOT!

Nero said:

Yes, you do.

AzureStarr said:

That's perhaps the biggest lie you've ever told. Ace will defend my honor. I know he will.

Nero said:

So, you're from the south and you talk like you're from the south. What's the big deal. You just have to concentrate a bit more, Rhonda. You were doing fine for a couple of weeks there, then you gave up. But, it's really quite cute. Especially when you're fucked up.

AzureStarr said:

AzureStarr said:

You are such a liar.

These are not ways to get yourself in my bed, Featherloo.

Nero said:

I don't have to court you.

AzureStarr said:

You're right. I'm easy.

Nero said:

Just promise you'll say, "This is beeetchin'" during our escapade! It may do something for me!

AzureStarr said:

I'll say this, see if this gets you excited:

"Feather baby, let's do it in the keetchin, you beautiful beech."

Nero said:

Nope. I guess I have to hear you.

Slither. Do it!

AzureStarr said:

I'll slither right across your face, you hairy twat.

Nero said:

Do it. Chicken shit.

AzureStarr said:

Don't taunt me.