It is a complex case and one which the jurors will be deliberating over with much angst and gnashing of teeth.

Here is the suspect:



And suspect 2.



The suspect, who we shall refer to as Chicken man is accused of a bank heist along with suspect 2. They were caught on CCTV brandishing plastic forks and demanding money with menaces. After the bank manager refused to hand over any cash and laughed like a hyena at them, they proceeded to make threats.

Chicken man: gimme the money
Bank manger : get lost
Chicken man: Right, I'm gonna kick your arse
Bank manager: Go lay an egg chicken legs

and so on and so forth




They pleaded not guilty. For some reason I dont think 2the9s will grasp the seriousness of this case and may acquit them because they live next door to him.



anyhow.

I rest my case. Lets wish him luck.

here is the driver of the get away car:



He's not at the trial today as he had a mother and toddlers class to attend and they were giving out stars for best readers in the class.


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the car in question..



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I want that car.

Does teh jury have to tru to emulate with the suspects, ya know does 2the9s get to wear a chicken costume

Cloudbuster said:

It's been in a bank robbery.

ella731 said:

The whole court room will be dressed as chickens, including the judge.

LleeLlee said:

Thats good to hear, I am pretty sure he has a couple chicken suits for those "special" moments

LleeLlee said:

That's fine, so have I.

I work in a law firm and plus I am a Commissioner For Oaths so I am exempt from any jury duty.

you hear about this kind of stuff happening to other people...
but our very own 9s???


good luck 9s...

poor mrs 9s... and when she is with jellybean too!

ella731 said:

Lets hope he turned up at the right court room. I doubt he did, he seemed to think that jury duty meant standing outside a jewellery shop for absolutely no reason but getting paid for it.

Cloudbuster said:

Ronnie Biggs aren't you?

LleeLlee said:

Yes I am. Only younger, cuter and not really him.

Cloudbuster said:

I could see that

ella731 said:

:harmonica:

Cloudbuster said:

So how were you involved in said bank robbery?

Cloudbuster said:

LleeLlee said:

Yes, I'm afraid you're right. I got an orgnote from him saying something about Jewelery doody. So I hope he won't get arrested for pooping on the sidewalk next to the jewelery store.

ella731 said:

You guys dont wear wigs do you? The Brits like to dress up for court.

LleeLlee said:

I think thats is privileged information

I heard he was being held in contempt for refusing to use the letter "e" when addressing the Judg and Fllow Mmbrs Of Th Jury

LleeLlee said:

I was the get away car. It was a bit of a squeeze, tho', having five guys inside me at once.

LleeLlee said:

no we do too

Heavenly said:

He's gone on joory doody.

ella731 said:

I need to know as I might have to call the "suspected shy bank robbers hotline."

ella731 said:

My boy!

Cloudbuster said:

I thought of you when I saw this picture

Reincarnate said:

Maybe they put him on the stand instead. They oughta, for crimes against comedy.

criminal

LleeLlee said:

Its sad really

ella731 said:

I am frightened, deeply. I close my eyes but it wont go away.
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