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The "car next to me is too close" situation What exactly is one's obligation in this situation. I parked in a space today, well within the barriers of the two white lines on either side. Some JACKASS parks his/her nice little sport's number right next to my car but seemingly ignores the white line on his/her right, giving me about 3 inches to get into the driver's side. So what are my choices here:
1) Get in on the passenger side, risking castration as I straddle across the gear stick. 2) Use creative yoga to get into the driver's side without hitting the car door of the intruding car so as to not scratch it's precious exterior. I, of course, did the latter. I twisted my body into any number of contortions, causing both hamstring and groin pulls, so I could open my door and get in and leave there nice little ride pristine. Took me about 5 minutes to GET INTO MY FREAKING CAR. I thought of leaving a note but I figured why bother. So what do you do in this situation? All good things they say never last... | |
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You just gotta let it go.
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bubbleofvortex said: You just gotta let it go.
I'm really beginning to think I have the most ironic name on the Org. I never let anything go. first. [Edited 8/16/05 20:39pm] All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: bubbleofvortex said: You just gotta let it go.
I'm really beginning to think I have the most ironic name on the Org. I never let anything go. first. [Edited 8/16/05 20:39pm] And I include my responses within the quote boxes of others too. All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: What exactly is one's obligation in this situation. I parked in a space today, well within the barriers of the two white lines on either side. Some JACKASS parks his/her nice little sport's number right next to my car but seemingly ignores the white line on his/her right, giving me about 3 inches to get into the driver's side. So what are my choices here:
1) Get in on the passenger side, risking castration as I straddle across the gear stick. 2) Use creative yoga to get into the driver's side without hitting the car door of the intruding car so as to not scratch it's precious exterior. I, of course, did the latter. I twisted my body into any number of contortions, causing both hamstring and groin pulls, so I could open my door and get in and leave there nice little ride pristine. Took me about 5 minutes to GET INTO MY FREAKING CAR. I thought of leaving a note but I figured why bother. So what do you do in this situation? exactly what you did, because although i try not to, i'm sometimes that jackass and hope that the driver next to me forgives me this transgression as it was not intentional. but that's just me "be glad that you are free, many a man is not" | |
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CoJones said: GottaLetitgo said: What exactly is one's obligation in this situation. I parked in a space today, well within the barriers of the two white lines on either side. Some JACKASS parks his/her nice little sport's number right next to my car but seemingly ignores the white line on his/her right, giving me about 3 inches to get into the driver's side. So what are my choices here:
1) Get in on the passenger side, risking castration as I straddle across the gear stick. 2) Use creative yoga to get into the driver's side without hitting the car door of the intruding car so as to not scratch it's precious exterior. I, of course, did the latter. I twisted my body into any number of contortions, causing both hamstring and groin pulls, so I could open my door and get in and leave there nice little ride pristine. Took me about 5 minutes to GET INTO MY FREAKING CAR. I thought of leaving a note but I figured why bother. So what do you do in this situation? exactly what you did, because although i try not to, i'm sometimes that jackass and hope that the driver next to me forgives me this transgression as it was not intentional. but that's just me All of us park a little close sometimes. I dig that. But this individual, it was as if they got a ruler and measure the exact space that they could park and not be inside my car. They had several feet on their other side where there car was supposed to be. It was just careless on their part in this particular case. All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: CoJones said: exactly what you did, because although i try not to, i'm sometimes that jackass and hope that the driver next to me forgives me this transgression as it was not intentional. but that's just me All of us park a little close sometimes. I dig that. But this individual, it was as if they got a ruler and measure the exact space that they could park and not be inside my car. They had several feet on their other side where there car was supposed to be. It was just careless on their part in this particular case. If I knew where you were I would tail gate you I would drive all close to you and honk...give you the finger....Call the cops on you saying you are following me.....and park right next to your vehicle. Just to piss you off. | |
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bubbleofvortex said: GottaLetitgo said: All of us park a little close sometimes. I dig that. But this individual, it was as if they got a ruler and measure the exact space that they could park and not be inside my car. They had several feet on their other side where there car was supposed to be. It was just careless on their part in this particular case. If I knew where you were I would tail gate you I would drive all close to you and honk...give you the finger....Call the cops on you saying you are following me.....and park right next to your vehicle. Just to piss you off. I'm actually pretty cool about most traffic transgressions...the parking thing is just one that bothers me. Maybe because it directly or indirectly affects my groin; i.e. either harming it my climbing over the gear stick or pulling it as I try to straddle in. All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: bubbleofvortex said: If I knew where you were I would tail gate you I would drive all close to you and honk...give you the finger....Call the cops on you saying you are following me.....and park right next to your vehicle. Just to piss you off. I'm actually pretty cool about most traffic transgressions...the parking thing is just one that bothers me. Maybe because it directly or indirectly affects my groin; i.e. either harming it my climbing over the gear stick or pulling it as I try to straddle in. no one needed to know that.. except for maybe caligula cus it is still trying to figure out how to work her male and female sexual organs... [Edited 8/16/05 21:07pm] | |
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bubbleofvortex said: GottaLetitgo said: I'm actually pretty cool about most traffic transgressions...the parking thing is just one that bothers me. Maybe because it directly or indirectly affects my groin; i.e. either harming it my climbing over the gear stick or pulling it as I try to straddle in. no one needed to know that.. Probably not...sorry for any nausea or queasiness that may have resulted from me directly referring to my nether regions. All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: bubbleofvortex said: no one needed to know that.. Probably not...sorry for any nausea or queasiness that may have resulted from me directly referring to my nether regions. Thank you...you seem very understanding and awesome please join us at my threads "this one is for you anxiety" And the bubble vortex one | |
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bubbleofvortex said: GottaLetitgo said: Probably not...sorry for any nausea or queasiness that may have resulted from me directly referring to my nether regions. Thank you...you seem very understanding and awesome please join us at my threads "this one is for you anxiety" And the bubble vortex one And cause them immediately to sink to page 4...never. All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: bubbleofvortex said: Thank you...you seem very understanding and awesome please join us at my threads "this one is for you anxiety" And the bubble vortex one And cause them immediately to sink to page 4...never. forget you!!!!! may your gonads get stuck on the stick thing | |
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GottaLetitgo said: What exactly is one's obligation in this situation. I parked in a space today, well within the barriers of the two white lines on either side. Some JACKASS parks his/her nice little sport's number right next to my car but seemingly ignores the white line on his/her right, giving me about 3 inches to get into the driver's side. So what are my choices here:
1) Get in on the passenger side, risking castration as I straddle across the gear stick. 2) Use creative yoga to get into the driver's side without hitting the car door of the intruding car so as to not scratch it's precious exterior. I, of course, did the latter. I twisted my body into any number of contortions, causing both hamstring and groin pulls, so I could open my door and get in and leave there nice little ride pristine. Took me about 5 minutes to GET INTO MY FREAKING CAR. I thought of leaving a note but I figured why bother. So what do you do in this situation? That has happened to me. I had to enter via the passenger door. You wonder how they passed the driving exam. Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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bubbleofvortex said: GottaLetitgo said: And cause them immediately to sink to page 4...never. forget you!!!!! may your gonads get stuck on the stick thing That's how it always happens. I start a thread, I tick someone off, and the next thing you know, my genitals are being cursed. I've got to break this vicious cycle. All good things they say never last... | |
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luv4u said:
That has happened to me. I had to enter via the passenger door. You wonder how they passed the driving exam.
I'll tell you how they passed...sexually incriminating photos of their driver's ed instructors. Damn them. All good things they say never last... | |
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Bad parking in its essence:
All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: bubbleofvortex said: forget you!!!!! may your gonads get stuck on the stick thing That's how it always happens. I start a thread, I tick someone off, and the next thing you know, my genitals are being cursed. I've got to break this vicious cycle. this thread touches on two things that should never damaged: a persons ride and geintals "be glad that you are free, many a man is not" | |
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CoJones said: GottaLetitgo said: That's how it always happens. I start a thread, I tick someone off, and the next thing you know, my genitals are being cursed. I've got to break this vicious cycle. this thread touches on two things that should never damaged: a persons ride and geintals You have summed it up perfectly. All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: CoJones said: this thread touches on two things that should never damaged: a persons ride and geintals You have summed it up perfectly. I do what I can "be glad that you are free, many a man is not" | |
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I'd use my pocket knife to adjust the air pressure in their tires. | |
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Tom said: I'd use my pocket knife to adjust the air pressure in their tires.
I was thinking the same thing | |
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GottaLetitgo said: So what do you do in this situation? I use the bus. | |
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GottaLetitgo said: GottaLetitgo said: And I include my responses within the quote boxes of others too. And totally ignore the EDIT function offered to you by ORG. | |
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Ding the fuckers car!!! | |
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HamsterHuey said: GottaLetitgo said: And I include my responses within the quote boxes of others too. And totally ignore the EDIT function offered to you by ORG. Not on purpose. That is too high falutin' for my limited computer expertise. All good things they say never last... | |
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bubbleofvortex said: GottaLetitgo said: All of us park a little close sometimes. I dig that. But this individual, it was as if they got a ruler and measure the exact space that they could park and not be inside my car. They had several feet on their other side where there car was supposed to be. It was just careless on their part in this particular case. If I knew where you were I would tail gate you I would drive all close to you and honk...give you the finger....Call the cops on you saying you are following me.....and park right next to your vehicle. Just to piss you off. so you're a cunt then good to know. i'll be watching for your stupid ass in traffic | |
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Spookymuffin said: Tom said: I'd use my pocket knife to adjust the air pressure in their tires.
I was thinking the same thing That is not nice Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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mdiver said: Ding the fuckers car!!!
Thats bad Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: Spookymuffin said: I was thinking the same thing That is not nice It is if he has a sticker saying "puncture my tires" - that's called courtesy. | |
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