A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.

The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!

The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy!"

Call me picky, but wouldn't the pizza delivery guy have been wearing a uniform?

Just sayin'

I think the pizza guy should give that money back.

2teh9s said:

Or at least give the CEO a free pizza.

Fauxie said:

No. Most, in my neck of the woods anyway, just have the sign on their car. If that.

yamomma said:

Interesting. I don't think I'd accept pizza from someone in plain clothes.

I'm not even sure I understand this riddle. What kind of pizza was it anyway?

Ok. This joke is officially dead. Let it rest in peace you pain in the behind.

yamomma said:

Wait. I think we can still make something of it. Was anyone wearing a thong during this pizza transaction?

Hang on, do u mean me or 9s is a pain in the behind? Or both? One so more than the other?

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[Edited 8/18/05 20:20pm]