Act like you care!

:care:

Awww...

:gratitude:

CarrieMpls said:

Carrie, how are you sweetheart? Darn it, I hope you're swell. Of all the orgers in this gaff you're one I'd love to meet. You rock my socks.

Anxiety said:

What a lovely cat. Is it yours? It looks very friendly. Would you like for us to stroke it together?

Fauxie said:

oh god, i hate it when you're having one of your nicey-nice moods.

:act:

Anxiety said:

Fine. I'll just take it out on Natisse then.

Natisse said:

Hey Natisse! Your comments on Dan's Mythical Sluts forum thread were too kind.

How's the weather where you are? I saw on the news that it's quite warm in London.

Fauxie said:

that's daddy's little bitch boy.

HamsterHuey said:

:fuckmesideways:

Anxiety said:

Oh no, you can't go back now sweetie pie. I've seen the mushy inner core of Anxiety. There's nothing but references to making love, pleasant emoticons, and tendentious humouring from now on.

Fauxie said:

i'm just going to have to go back to objectifying you like the juicy grade a slab of sterling man meat you are, my lil' fudgenuts.

Fauxie said:

Always do things half-wittedly.

~Turns the other cheeks~

Lock up your daughters!

Anxiety said:

That's fine. Objectifyification is a form of love.

You're ok Anxiety. You're ok.

The object of my rejection

and oh yeah---

HamsterHuey said:

That's right. Why do today what you can put off and do half-wittedly next week? If everything that needed to be done was done properly there would be nothing left to do. You have to play the long game in life. Pace yourself Huey.

niceguyeddie said:

Your what?




Oh yes, teenagers with lady bits. I get you.

Yes, lock them up too.

Fauxie said:

So nibble on me nipples first then.

Imago777 said:

My commonlaw org wife. I love you and dislike you in equal measures, but you always have dinner ready on the table when I get home. Not exciting like say a starkitty or Natsume, but regular meals and regular ass.

HamsterHuey said:

That'd be a little gay though wouldn't it? I'm trying to keep this thread hetero to the max.

Wait, I'll ask the wife if it's ok.

Fauxie said:

Just a saying!

Fauxie said:

How is this going to affect my needs?

Anxiety said:

Needs? What are needs when you objectify? Will a pic in orgnote suffice?

niceguyeddie said:

Yes, I see that now. Lock those daughters up with the quickness. Fauxie is on the prowl and he's had a shave too.

Fauxie said:

Well, I think that goes pretty much without saying. For the love of all that matters in this world, make with that orgnote ass.