Someone left a copy at work, and I was flipping through it and found this caption:



I need a job at the Enquirer. Or at least a subscription.

the issue i was looking at also had a full page spread on "trout pout", with a bunch of pictures of puffy-lipped actresses and a big photo of a fish in the middle. i may cut that one out and frame it.

Anxiety said:

PRICELESS

Anxiety said:

I need to pick up a copy now!

Whenever I was a senior, I cut out headlines in the enquirer, and framed them really nice, and gaev them as graduation gifts.


I still to this day have one that talks about bat boy

I don't read that paper.

Anxiety said:

You'll probably appreciate this (from Bill Maher's new book, New Rules):

New Rule: You don't need to study malt liquor. A ground-breaking new study found that malt liquor usually comes in a bigger bottle, has more alcohol than regular beer, and is largely a drink of the homeless and unemployed. All facts most people learn after their first date with Tara Reid.

For a good trash read and awful celebrit pictures...you can't beat the Enquirer.

I Love Weekly world news though. The headlines are hilarious. I saw this one that said DIANA IS ALIVE! I bought it and still have it. Apparently she has been kept prisoner in some castle by a crazy nun faction.

superspaceboy said:

When I worked in a convenience store while I was in high school I used to read it every week. It's hilarious!

I love National Enquirer as well, but Star is far better


And the pics of Tara's cellulite are disgusting


Smooches;)

MsMisha319 said:

i just love how hateful their caption was. i mean..."ha, ha, ha, ha!" !?!?

I'm reviewing a project charter/implementation plan for a DB2 table update, which just so happens to be more interesting than this thread. I just thought I'd share that.

Imago777 said:

i'm sorry, your posts are relevent because...?

Anxiety said:

Everyone hates Tara Reid (except for the dopes who date her and, perhaps, Paris Hilton).

Anxiety said:

Becuase you love me?

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Christopher said:

carrot top makes me wonder if i could ever actually go through with sex with someone with a bag on their head.

Anxiety said:

but hes got nicely shaped brows if that counts for anything

Christopher said:

it's like someone snuck into a museum and replaced the head of michelangelo's david with the head of a treasure troll doll!

Anxiety said:

maybe hes steadwoods comedic tri-sexual brother

Anxiety said:

yeah right ... the old "it was someone else's copy" story

Reincarnate said:

fine. i bought it at the local pornery to deflect attention from my purchase of the Woodchipper Men special issue of "amish inches", and when i had spent myself on the pleasures of pennsylvania dutch manhood, i figured what the hell, might as well look at the pornoflage rag.

you saw right through my ruse.

Anxiety said:

At last! Honesty. I respect that.