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To be honest... I do the yoga thing somewhat...but if I know it's not going to damage my veichle or if I'm driving arental or whatnot...once I get in the car I swing the door wide and whack the fucking asswipes car. They deserve it!  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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luv4u said: mdiver said: Ding the fuckers car!!!
Thats bad   | |
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GottaLetitgo said: What exactly is one's obligation in this situation. I parked in a space today, well within the barriers of the two white lines on either side. Some JACKASS parks his/her nice little sport's number right next to my car but seemingly ignores the white line on his/her right, giving me about 3 inches to get into the driver's side. So what are my choices here:
1) Get in on the passenger side, risking castration as I straddle across the gear stick. 2) Use creative yoga to get into the driver's side without hitting the car door of the intruding car so as to not scratch it's precious exterior. I, of course, did the latter. I twisted my body into any number of contortions, causing both hamstring and groin pulls, so I could open my door and get in and leave there nice little ride pristine. Took me about 5 minutes to GET INTO MY FREAKING CAR. I thought of leaving a note but I figured why bother. So what do you do in this situation? SISSY....  Lemme tell ya what I would have done....I would have opened the driver's door carefully...resting it gently against the other car....and LEANED ON IT WITH ALL MY MIGHT LEAVING A "THANK YOU FOR PARKING SO CLOSE ASSHOLE" calling card...care of Kenny!  | |
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pardonme4livin said: GottaLetitgo said: What exactly is one's obligation in this situation. I parked in a space today, well within the barriers of the two white lines on either side. Some JACKASS parks his/her nice little sport's number right next to my car but seemingly ignores the white line on his/her right, giving me about 3 inches to get into the driver's side. So what are my choices here:
1) Get in on the passenger side, risking castration as I straddle across the gear stick. 2) Use creative yoga to get into the driver's side without hitting the car door of the intruding car so as to not scratch it's precious exterior. I, of course, did the latter. I twisted my body into any number of contortions, causing both hamstring and groin pulls, so I could open my door and get in and leave there nice little ride pristine. Took me about 5 minutes to GET INTO MY FREAKING CAR. I thought of leaving a note but I figured why bother. So what do you do in this situation? SISSY.... Lemme tell ya what I would have done....I would have opened the driver's door carefully...resting it gently against the other car....and LEANED ON IT WITH ALL MY MIGHT LEAVING A "THANK YOU FOR PARKING SO CLOSE ASSHOLE" calling card...care of Kenny! ..womble! | |
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Ocean said: pardonme4livin said: SISSY.... Lemme tell ya what I would have done....I would have opened the driver's door carefully...resting it gently against the other car....and LEANED ON IT WITH ALL MY MIGHT LEAVING A "THANK YOU FOR PARKING SO CLOSE ASSHOLE" calling card...care of Kenny! ..womble! Stay between the lines and you'll be fine  | |
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some little old lady parked her mini so close to my car once at school I couldn't get in the door. 2 big classmates of mine picked up and moved her car a bit. She ended up with a ticket though, for being incorrectly parked ah well, served her right  | |
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Probably was a brit parking their car, they get in on the wrong side you know. | |
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