That's right. We're moving up in the world in my hometown. We're getting a Papa John's.

Ahintofgreen, let us rejoice!

Mayhap they will have a fellow who looks a bit like the traditional photos of Jesus serving me pizza, like in Somerset?

The self-aggrandizing nature of this thread, coupled with the underwhelming news and complete irrelevance to the lives of other forum participants is at once astounding and shameful.

ImagoMind777 said:

And your 85 shitty threads in the last week are so much better?

Nero said:

I was giving you a compliment.

ImagoMind777 said:

I'm not feeling very complimented. You're much better at complimenting your men-friends.

I'll just sit and play in my corner with ahintofgreen and rejoice in the fact we shall be sinking our teeth into pizza from the John of Papas, and enjoying or romano tomatoes and numerous other veggies. Hold the meat, bitches.

Nero said:

The self-aggrandizing nature of this thread, coupled with the underwhelming news and complete irrelevance to the lives of other forum participants is at once astounding and shameful.

ImagoMind777 said:

So, your finding a new hairdresser is relevant to the lives of the rest of the forums participants? I must be confused.

Then ImagoMind... you should disregard such a thread and stay the hell away. This thread did not state ... ImagoMind come read this thread and degrade it. It just simply refers to the fact if a hick town such is the the good ole' R of C can get a Papa Johns then anything is possible. Hell, we had to beg and plead to get a damn Big K-mart. So, please...stop. Just stop.

ahintofgreen said:

Hey. We have a Mighty Dollar. Give the RusCo it's due.

And we have Dough Boy. How many of these people can say they have Dough Boy in the center of their county seat? Hell yeah!

You, me, and Ogre at Dough Boy... Sundown. Bring your toga.

Count me in... I'll bring lube for the Orge... Toga Toga Toga!

ahintofgreen said:

I was complimenting the thread.

ImagoMind777 said:

You have to put it simple to us Kentuckians. Something like: "Me like thread" is about all we can understand at one time. Minimal syllables, easy comprehension. May this help you in future dealings with us, and at any time you travel through the Bluegrass State.

A few helpful phrases:

"Wanna ride ma horse."
"Need to drink me sum berbon."

And, always remember, when one asks you:
"What're you a-doin'?"

The standard response is:
"Ah, nothin' much, jest gaumin' 'round."

Hell of a compliment.. I guess you will need to update your book of compliments... or I don't know a compliment when I hear one. "...underwhelming news and complete irrelevance to the lives of other forum participants..." does not sound like a compliment to me. A compliment is.. "Wow, Nero, I am quite proud that you are getting a Johns from Papa." Go to compliment school or purchase another damn book... please and thank you.