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little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?

mummy: why god is both girl and boy

little boy: mummy is god black or white?

mummy: why god is both black and white

little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?

mummy: why god is both gay and strait

little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?

well, the delivery was poor, the build-up was unbelievably bad, and the punchline was about the worst in the history of mankind.

congratulations.

Which world is this?



And by the way edit: Frog, I don't appreciate you wooing starkitty on my thread with your clever emoticonsmithery.

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[Edited 8/16/05 5:38am]

TheFrog said:

I beg 2 differ sir..

The delivery although contemporary did play with the anticipation of the receiver, whilst the tone, tempo and imagery all complimented 1another in an inestimable indulgence worthy of any Parisian, gayful soirée...

Fauxie said:

don't make me slap you with my glove and challenge you to a duel, sir.

Actually, Officially the world's best joke reads like this...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"



funny on sooooomany levels
[Edited 8/16/05 5:49am]

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

i'faith, LadyB0y, you are an absolute cunt.

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

TheFrog said:

U sir are a Cad and a Charlatan and do not deserve even the suggestion of reference as a gentleman...

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

what made you come over all Mr Darcy suddenly?

TheFrog said:

Please refrain from addressing me sir without my prior invitation 2 converse, I am obviously beyond all class and comprehension U may possess..

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

you are indeed beyond all class, that much is certain.
classification, too. If i was put to it, I suppose 'Fungi' is about as close as one could get.

The funkier I be, the funkier I get, ooh shit
Lickety split on the lyric, a new jack in the pulpit
Watch it deacon, your track is leakin'
What is this U're seekin'?
The syncopated rhymes are at their peak when…
U jumped on my D.I.C.K.
That's the one thing I don't play
The jock strap was 2 big 4 U anyway
U're just a simpleton
I'll bust U like a pimple, son
My star is 2 bright, boy
I'll sink U like the ship Poseidon Adventure
U're bumpin' dentures 2 be cocksure
There must be more coming from your mouth than manure
So with a flow and a spray, I say hey
U must become a Prince before U're King anyway

TheFrog said:

Huh? Couldn't we just like have a fight and stuff and see who batters who?

MartyMcFly said:

Now that really is a joke

It's time I get ig-ig-ig-ig-ig-ig-ignorant
Def be the beat that I'm rockin'
Yo, so come get a hit
And put your thinking cap on
U've been forewarned
I call upon the inner forces I've got brewin' in my cauldron
That means my nugget, sometimes I'm rugged
The style I possess be havin' the other brothers buggin'
And this is 4 those who oppose
And propose 2 overexpose, disclose
Pose a threat 2 my brother
Like any other man makin' a stand
I'll be damned if I let U play this hand
I'm the blackjack dealer and the cards are stacked
What do U expect 2 win when U're used 2 playing craps?

It's gettin' tricky, that means a sticky situation
2 resurrect a groove with feeling and give it this much affection
Passion flows who knows what lurks in the gallows of my mind
I put my foot in the ass of Jim Crow
12 inches of non-stop soul
I'm on a roll - yo P, it's time 4 the show
So do that, do that somebody
Wave your hands in the air, this is a motherfuckin' party
While U're layin' back, I'm on the attack
Paddywhack - give yourself a bone
This is my house and I'm prone
2 layin' some chrome upside some motherfucker's dome
And I'm out

Fauxie said:

Madam, fighting with such a Ruffian would be like a Bishop surrendering 2 a Pawn on a chess board...it is just not done...Good day

Fauxie said:

Battle of the Weeds.

Excellent.

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

TheFrog said:

well he did say good day

TheFrog said:

That does it Being of fine upstanding breed and upbringing as I am I was hoping..nay praying I would not have 2 resort 2 this...but U sir have pushed me 2 far.. I shall now do something i have only ever even considered 4 the lowest of raggamuffins..God 4give my brutality..



















I shall now give U my most stern stare...God 4give me sir!

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

I'm surprised you know what breed you are, given your mamma's occupation.

TheFrog said:

Is he a full breed without papers?
[Edited 8/16/05 6:25am]

ella731 said:

Im a new breed...stand up, organise

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

stand up organize what? are you having a mixer

ella731 said:

he's no doubt got his pants around his ankles, throbbing himself off over all these posts on his thread.

TheFrog said:

I think I just threw up a little

ella731 said:

pics please.

TheFrog said: