When I start makin´ love
I don´t just make love...
I be strokin´
That´s what I be doin´, huh
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me , and I said:
´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´ , I be strokin´´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard , long , soft , short
And be strokin´
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She´d say: ´Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter´
The other night I was strokin´ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´, Yeah!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´




Not sure what made me post this but it'z amusing anyhow!!



Hope y'all are doin wellz!!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

lilmissmissy said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

lilmissmissy said:

well, hope you all get lucky tonight

ReturnOfDOOK said:

charlottegelin said:

Yeah i hope my song inspirez everyone everywhere

Hey imaginez if someone sang this on Idol

lilmissmissy said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

lilmissmissy said:

Marcia will give that stone face, so NOT impressed

charlottegelin said:

oh yeah dat and thing she does maybe i should atleast tell da people at comedy inc 2 do a skit on this. That would so make my Wednesday night

I want some of whatever you're drinking this morning.

Reincarnate said:

I only had toasted raisin muffin with a cup of tea this morningz!!

Musta been the i had with my lunch ... not dat i needed it

lilmissmissy said:

she hated it when one auditionee did that Gwen Stefani number with the "stupid ho" bit, she had smoke coming out of her ears!

lilmissmissy said:

... you're scaring me

charlottegelin said:

Hang on is dat da song where she goes 'that'z my shit, that's my shit' ? man dat would've been a pisser!!! OH hang on no datz another song LOL!! OOOOH dat 'whatcha wait whatcha wait whatcha wait whatcha wait whatcha waitin forrrr- take a chance you stooopid hooo' OMG dat would have been fuckin hilarious 2 see!! did she do a funny jerky dance 2 go with it?

Reincarnate said:

MUHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!










tee hee hee

emo editz
[Edited 8/16/05 0:00am]

lilmissmissy said:

yes! with really awful make-up

charlottegelin said:

!!!!! that's my shit..that's my shit ... (not da same song but by da soundz of thingz... )

He-heeeeey!!!

I just played that this mornin!

I remember that song played at the disco that makes me old

kiss85 said:

musta been sumfin in the air- cause i played it this afternoonz while doin some cleaning

Imagine makin that your ringtone on your telefono

BTW HI DARLZ!!!

charlottegelin said:

When my slightly younger cousin was a toddler she used 2 LOVE this song and now when she getz reminded of it by someone she tellz them 2 stop it cause she feelz embarrased dat it was a bit dirty and ofcourse she had no idea at the time cause she was only 2

I don't understand this thread.

Love that song!!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

You're a liar liar pantz on fire- literallyz

Ocean said:

STROKIN!