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A Dedication to Sir DOOK Reading some of DOOK's posts you'd get the impression the he's one goofy, crass, crude dude... 
And you'd be absolutely correct...on the surface. But it's all a BIG FRONT! 
I'm here to tell you after meeting him that he's really a nice guy. A big teddy bear. That being said, he is a party animal that kept things cracking throughout the L.A. Invasion and i'm dedicating this song to him. Some of the lyrics have been changed to incriminate the guilty... Life 'O' The Party DOOK is the life ‘o’ the party He gonna do it right So Ur havin’ a party? Goody 4 U All the beautiful Orgers gonna b there? Yeah, that’s cool U know Ur gonna have a good time cause U got the news That the life ‘o’ the party is gonna party with U We’re doing our own thing Until the sun’ll come up The DOOKster's gonna b there Yeah, it’s gonna b rough He ain’t got no off switch And neither do eye When U read it in the paper 2morrow U gonna hang Ur head and cry CHORUS: We gonna have us a party All r welcome 2 We ain’t down with nobody That don’t party like DOOK do Once we get it started We got 2 go all night DOOK is the life of the party He's gonna do it right Why party in your own yard When U can party in DOOK's? All the beautiful people gonna b there Puttin’ the “i” in fine Throw the records out my window CDs out the door Might as well give it 2 the milkman We don’t want it no more Everybody can smell DOOK's funk y’all Down in Altanta GA Everybody, even Muse and Lolly, know it’s OK Hey, we don’t need any trippin’ y’all on this special day We just callin’ 2 let U know, U better not come if U can’t stay CHORUS What's it gonna take 2 get Ur booty soakin' wet? DOOK and you closer baby, that's a bet DOOK's the life of the party As long as DOOK's got your body Shakin like a leaf on a tree Cutie come dance with me U and me, we got mad chemistry Don’t DOOK make U wanna holler? Come with the life of the party, y’all We’re still makin dollars 25 years 2 life The judge sentenced DOOK 2 hard labor with a knife Making cuts 4 y’all Keeping the party packed and wall 2 wall DOOK don’t care what they say “He don’t play the hits no more plus I thought he was gay” But it ain’t nothing if it ain’t fun DOOK's voice is getting higher and he ain’t never had his nose done Look Out all the purple DOOKIES bang your head on the 1 
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Sorry buddy. I warned you that I was gonna blow your cover. 
tA France countdown - T-Minus 9 days and counting. 
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theAudience said: What's it gonna take 2 get Ur booty soakin' wet?
DOOK and you closer baby, that's a bet Everybody can smell DOOK's funk y’all
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 In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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You did tell him that, didn't you...lol 
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Sir Dook (sung to the music of "Sir Duke" by Stevie Wonder) ReturnOfDook is a world within itself With a language noone understands With an very active pelvic thrust For him to grab, grope and rub with his hands But just because a has a groove Don’t make it in the groove But you can tell right away at letter a When his groin starts to move He will rub it all over He will rub it all over people He will rub it all over He will rub it all over people Prince.org knows it is and always will Be one of the sites that we just can’t leave But here are some of Prince.org's biggest freaks Who like to find a way to make us heave For there’s AB, Fauxie, ptownhood And the king of all Sir Dook And with a voice like Muse’s ringing out There’s no way we couldn't look Dook was wearing her best dress Dook was wearing her best dress, people Dook was wearing her best dress And he was looking damn good, too, people Dook gave Byron a striptease Dook gave Byron a striptease, people Dook gave Byron a striptease And Byron still won't open his eyes, people Dook was humping Dex's left leg Dook was humping Dex's left leg, people Dook was humping Dex's left leg And Dex walks with a limp, now, people Dook was taking off everything Dook was taking off everything, people Dook was taking off everything And our appetites took off, people Cuz Dook rubs it all over He will rub it all over people Dook will rub it all over He will rub it all over people  | |
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Byron said: You did tell him that, didn't you...lol
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Mos def! Go 'head Byron kickin' the kool lyrics. 
tA France countdown - T-Minus 9 days and counting.
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theAudience said: Byron said: You did tell him that, didn't you...lol
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Mos def! Go 'head Byron kickin' the kool lyrics.
tA France countdown - T-Minus 9 days and counting.
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http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm And in case anyone thinks otherwise, it's done with much love and affection for the guy... Every reason I liked Dook before the invasion, was given validity once I met him...   | |
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I have yet to create my thread for theAudience...it's going to be an all-out celebration of this man - I won't say much more, but thanks for the love on this thread, Neal - yours will be coming soon... | |
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I love u man  u sick,perverted troll fucking bastid[Edited 8/15/05 17:56pm] | |
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Hahaha!!! Well deserved.
".....Pass the Dookster on the left hand side..." M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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What I like about Dook, he really knows how to dance
When he goes up, down, jump around, ohh..he drops his pants, yeah You're whispering in all the ladies ears... Tell them all the things that they wanna hear, 'cause that's true That's what I like That's what I like That's what I like about Dook Hey! What I like about Dook,He stripped for Byron one night sorry I missed the show, but hearing about it made me feel alright, yeah Dook's whispering in the ladies ears Tell them all the things that they wanna hear, 'cause that's true That's what I like That's what I like That's what I like about Dook... Hey! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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DooK
Extralovable.....crazy,sexy!!!  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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 Dook has been knighted | |
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Mach said: Dook has been knighted  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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Mach said: Dook has been knighted | |
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It's the DOOKinator, the DOOKmeister, Dr. DOOKenstein.
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Dook, Ur cool man. "Peace" Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U. | |
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Byron said: You did tell him that, didn't you...lol
Can I add to the proceedings??
Sir Dook (sung to the music of "Sir Duke" by Stevie Wonder) ReturnOfDook is a world within itself With a language noone understands With an very active pelvic thrust For him to grab, grope and rub with his hands But just because a has a groove Don’t make it in the groove But you can tell right away at letter a When his groin starts to move He will rub it all over He will rub it all over people He will rub it all over He will rub it all over people Prince.org knows it is and always will Be one of the sites that we just can’t leave But here are some of Prince.org's biggest freaks Who like to find a way to make us heave For there’s AB, Fauxie, ptownhood And the king of all Sir Dook And with a voice like Muse’s ringing out There’s no way we couldn't look Dook was wearing her best dress Dook was wearing her best dress, people Dook was wearing her best dress And he was looking damn good, too, people Dook gave Byron a striptease Dook gave Byron a striptease, people Dook gave Byron a striptease And Byron still won't open his eyes, people Dook was humping Dex's left leg Dook was humping Dex's left leg, people Dook was humping Dex's left leg And Dex walks with a limp, now, people Dook was taking off everything Dook was taking off everything, people Dook was taking off everything And our appetites took off, people Cuz Dook rubs it all over He will rub it all over people Dook will rub it all over He will rub it all over people Awesome!!!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Nicely done | |
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