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PrintableAnxiety said: Imago777 said: I voted for Nader.
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I'm easy as sunday morning. | |
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lilgish said: I'm easy as sunday morning.
That actually doesn't sound like such a bad pickup line.  | |
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No, really, Miss, I meant it. I wasn't using a line: You really do look like my girlfriend... Just like her. | |
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"You remind me of my mom"
note: this bombs whether you're talking to a man a woman. | |
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"So there I was, tied to the bed in a room at the local Motel 6, there was a quart of motor oil on the bedside table, and I was thinking, 'Man, this is gonna be a long night!'" | |
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Imago777 said: Anxiety said:  | |
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BobGeorge67 said: Nice shoes... Wanna fuck?
 that one would probably work on me
I've heard: "would you like to see the little cats" I still regret not going to see them  | |
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daPope said: My mom says I'm a great kisser.
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: MsLegs said: What type of condom do you use Magnum or Trojan?
I use Magnum's not for length but for girth.....but was that question intended for me. DOH!!!!! I use Magnum's not for girth, but for length.....Hmmmmm..... 
M [Edited 8/15/05 19:27pm] The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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Can I see a picture of your Mom? The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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Imago777 said: I think I've just met the most beautiful girl in the world tonight, but she's with someone--so do you wanna dance with me instead?
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"Do you find that oxygen levels fluctuate at sea?" (Only to be used on naval surgeons.) | |
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Imago777 said: I think I've just met the most beautiful girl in the world tonight, but she's with someone--so do you wanna dance with me instead?
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"hello, nice 2 meet U" ...that 1 never works  | |
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. | |
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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. | |
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"You're three fine"
That is SOOO lame...  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: "Do you mind if I stand over here, because I farted over there"
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"oh, by the way, have you ever seen a house arrest ankle bracelet before?" | |
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I have used this:
I have to ask...is that your photo on your profile??? | |
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works 4 me  | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said:   | |
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little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?
mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson? | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?
mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson? | |
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DexMSR said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I use Magnum's not for length but for girth.....but was that question intended for me. DOH!!!!! I use Magnum's not for girth, but for length.....Hmmmmm.....
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M [Edited 8/16/05 10:31am] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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my herpes is in remission...interested?
i can fit my dick-head in a thimble! i was in one of r. kelly's private videos i've never tried it with TWO fists! i don't know where that gerbil came from! i'm not supposed to french kiss while my cancre sore is bleeding..but you make me wanna break all the rules! you look better on your facebook page than you do in person  | |
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"Is that a mirror on your pants? Then why do I see myself in them?"
Or, alternately: "Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is outta this world!" | |
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Ace said: "Is that a mirror on your pants? Then why do I see myself in them?"
Or, alternately: "Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is outta this world!" gross. | |
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