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20. Your spouse enjoys beating you and controlling everything, you know it's time to get out for safety's sake 
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moderator21. You would rather look at bad internet porn then keep company with your spouse | |
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22. When they come home in a different shirt than they left in | |
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You Don't Love Me Anymore
by Al Yankovic Lyrics: We've been together for so very long But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I was nice Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car? That kind of thing is hard to ignore Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore I knew that we were having problems when You put those piranhas in my bathtub again You're still the light of my life Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way You poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed When you pushed me down that elevator shaft Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra Doing in my underwear drawer? Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will You set my house on fire You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep You drilled a hole in my head Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all You never acted this way before Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore 
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muirdo said: LadyB0yCabDriver said:  yeah...I remember when i was married back in the early 90's.
My wife would always come back home just when i was getting in2 my favourite Booty video  how old are you? 31 why? | |
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muirdo said: 19 She prepares you a bloody mary and there is a string hanging out the of glass.
[Edited 8/15/05 7:07am]  | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: muirdo said: how old are you? 31 why? just wondering your avatar made me think you were a teenager.  Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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muirdo said: LadyB0yCabDriver said: 31 why? just wondering your avatar made me think you were a teenager. I wish  whats the going price 4 havin' ur ass groped by eccentric pop stars 2day  | |
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23. You start responding to ladyboys advances
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24. All Ur dreams have disappeared and all u have 2 look 4ward 2 in the future is a re-run of Friends 
U know..the One when Ross goes 2 Yemen | |
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ella731 said: 23. You start responding to ladyboys advances
u love it.  | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: muirdo said: how old are you? 31 why? really? 
you look a lot older in the flesh.
like, 30 years older, gramps. | |
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TheFrog said: LadyB0yCabDriver said: 31 why? really?
you look a lot older in the flesh.
like, 30 years older, gramps. Yeah..it's gift | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: TheFrog said: really?
you look a lot older in the flesh.
like, 30 years older, gramps. Yeah..it's gift . [Edited 8/15/05 12:17pm] | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: TheFrog said: really?
you look a lot older in the flesh.
like, 30 years older, gramps. Yeah..it's gift like the avatar.
something's different about you though...
somehow in the avatar you look more...well...masculine.  | |
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