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50 Ways U can tell that Ur Marriage/Relationship is over.. 
Why stay in an unhappy marriage/relationship when there are so many other ppl in the world U haven't fucked yet 
Here's 50 ways 2 tell it's just not workin' No. 1 Ur partner tells U it's not working  | |
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No 2. You find out your partner has been fucking around  | |
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No. 3. you find out that your partner has been fucking around and you're glad to hear it.  | |
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4. U find out Ur partner's been Fucking around and U join in 
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5. U get an Anniversary card from Ur Husband saying " 2 my Darling wife Jenny" and Ur name is Jackie  | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: 4. U find out Ur partner's been Fucking around and U join in
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[Edited 8/15/05 1:37am] hell, for me, that's when my marriage has just begun! | |
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Anxiety said: LadyB0yCabDriver said: 4. U find out Ur partner's been Fucking around and U join in
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[Edited 8/15/05 1:37am] hell, for me, that's when my marriage has just begun! Oh lawdie!!  | |
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6. U start having long meaningful conversations with ur Dildo | |
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No.7. You see your partner's wedding ring on eBay. | |
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No.8 The last time U was inside a woman was when U went to the Statue of Liberty. | |
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No. 9 U can remember where U were when Kennedy got assisinated but U can't remember the last time U had sex | |
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Anxiety said: 
rename it the chatte room, perhaps.  | |
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No.10 U tell Ur lover U want him 2 do some 'Muff Diving' and he turns up in the bedroom like this..
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No. 11 You actually want to put in the extra hours at work
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No.12 She puts on 20 lbs. | |
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jk!  | |
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No. 13: You realise your partner is Althom. | |
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No. 14: You're Althom. | |
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15. The last compliment ur husband gave U was "hey, I really liked the way u got them there skid marks outta my underwear" | |
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16 you dont bother to hold in your farts anymore when she/he is around you. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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No. 17 Your 'Decree Absolute' pops through the door  | |
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rocknrollisalive said: No. 17 Your 'Decree Absolute' pops through the door
 Mada, Yeah thats me. AND WHAT | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: No. 1 Ur partner tells U it's not working Damn hell. That's right! When the remote control breaks down that's when it's all over. Definitely. | |
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muirdo said: 16 you dont bother to hold in your farts anymore when she/he is around you.
 my marriage has been over for years then  | |
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18. When you get upset when they get home at a decent hour | |
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ella731 said: 18. When you get upset when they get home at a decent hour
yeah...I remember when i was married back in the early 90's.
My wife would always come back home just when i was getting in2 my favourite Booty video | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: ella731 said: 18. When you get upset when they get home at a decent hour
yeah...I remember when i was married back in the early 90's.
My wife would always come back home just when i was getting in2 my favourite Booty video how old are you? Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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19 She prepares you a bloody mary and there is a string hanging out of the glass.
[Edited 8/15/05 7:07am] [Edited 8/15/05 8:22am] Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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