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Pick up lines never to use (please add your own) My mom says I'm a great kisser. | |
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daPope said: My mom says I'm a great kisser.
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i am really good in bed, let me call my ex wife for a reference | |
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you're next, fatty. | |
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I still live with my mother | |
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"Want to use my face as a toilet seat?"*
* copyright LadyBoy, march '04 | |
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TheFrog said: "Want to use my face as a toilet seat?"*
* copyright LadyBoy, march '04 Now that's one I like 
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AndGodCreatedMe said: TheFrog said: "Want to use my face as a toilet seat?"*
* copyright LadyBoy, march '04 Now that's one I like
you want to poo on his face?  | |
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"Do you mind if I stand over here, because I farted over there" | |
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TheFrog said: AndGodCreatedMe said: Now that's one I like
you want to poo on his face? anytime 
did i just say that? 
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"alright pretty little thing,whats your pretty little name?"
"How much?" "My sister never made love to anyone else but me, she the reason for my sexuality" | |
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Nice shoes... Wanna fuck? | |
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Any discount for a family ticket? | |
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I had my penis replaced with a rope licorice dispenser. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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at a gay bar: can i push your stool in?
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Mind if I talk to you until someone prettier walks by? Inside the Fleshofmyflesh is the Soulofmysoul | |
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After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us. | |
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i got 8 wives baby! | |
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"I didn't believe in love at first sight...until now."
 that got me a slap. | |
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BobGeorge67 said: Nice shoes... Wanna fuck?
Hey, that's my line!!! 
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I think I've just met the most beautiful girl in the world tonight, but she's with someone--so do you wanna dance with me instead? | |
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Imago777 said: I think I've just met the most beautiful girl in the world tonight, but she's with someone--so do you wanna dance with me instead?
ooh, that reminds me of "it doesn't look like you're going to get lucky tonight, so you might as well come home with me." | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: "Do you mind if I stand over here, because I farted over there"
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: BobGeorge67 said: Nice shoes... Wanna fuck?
Hey, that's my line!!!
M Hey Miguel, nice shoes | |
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What type of condom do you use Magnum or Trojan? | |
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MsLegs said: What type of condom do you use Magnum or Trojan?
I use Magnum's not for length but for girth.....but was that question intended for me. DOH!!!!! M [Edited 8/15/05 19:27pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I voted for Nader.  | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: MsLegs said: What type of condom do you use Magnum or Trojan?
I use Magnum's not for length but for girth.....but was that question intended for me. DOH!!!!! M [Edited 8/15/05 19:27pm] | |
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Imago777 said: I voted for Nader.
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Imago777 said: I voted for Nader.
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