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Thread started 08/15/05 2:00pm

KebabKing

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guys, how much are you WORTH?

in cuba, you can be bought for $5000 (Canadians, Americans, Europeans), but you're not worth so much in Peru ($800). Now, i am wondering how much a polygamist like me is worth coming from Kebabistan hmmm





....but booming market in Cuba - the purchase of foreign husbands. Usually arranged through intermediaries, many Cuban women consider it by far the best way to leave this country.

But it is not cheap. My friend paid $5,000 for her Mexican groom. That, I am told, is also the going rate for American, Canadian, and European husbands.

A Costa Rican man can apparently be persuaded to tie the knot for around $2,000. Peruvian men, for some reason, are currently particularly good value. Just $800 will secure one....


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/h...749591.stm
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Reply #1 posted 08/15/05 2:07pm

BobGeorge909

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I could go for a cool $500,000, then promptly pay a small amount of that sum to get my happy ass back tot he states!
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Reply #2 posted 08/15/05 2:11pm

KebabKing

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BobGeorge909 said:

I could go for a cool $500,000, then promptly pay a small amount of that sum to get my happy ass back tot he states!


small sum to get back into the states? hmmm

so a floating door in the mexican gulf isn't good for you?!?!?
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Reply #3 posted 08/15/05 2:14pm

daPope

I'm worth about $2 million dead, just ask my ex-wife.
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Reply #4 posted 08/15/05 2:15pm

KebabKing

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daPope said:

I'm worth about $2 million dead, just ask my ex-wife.


i'd take you out for a warm meal and a place to shit lol
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Reply #5 posted 08/15/05 2:24pm

daPope

I'm not disclosing the new beneficiary, and I'm not a huge fan of the kebab, sorry.
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Reply #6 posted 08/15/05 2:25pm

KebabKing

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daPope said:

I'm not disclosing the new beneficiary, and I'm not a huge fan of the kebab, sorry.



"take you out"

are we on the same page?

hmmm
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Reply #7 posted 08/15/05 2:29pm

BobGeorge909

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KebabKing said:

BobGeorge909 said:

I could go for a cool $500,000, then promptly pay a small amount of that sum to get my happy ass back tot he states!


small sum to get back into the states? hmmm

so a floating door in the mexican gulf isn't good for you?!?!?



I'f I've got $500,00...HELL NO. I'm sure I could use $2000 of it to pay a big breasted cuban female to use as a foatation device back to the gulf. First class baby!
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Reply #8 posted 08/15/05 2:32pm

KebabKing

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BobGeorge909 said:

KebabKing said:



small sum to get back into the states? hmmm

so a floating door in the mexican gulf isn't good for you?!?!?



I'f I've got $500,00...HELL NO. I'm sure I could use $2000 of it to pay a big breasted cuban female to use as a foatation device back to the gulf. First class baby!



lol
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Reply #9 posted 08/15/05 3:00pm

LleeLlee

I'd pay 2 quid for you KebabKing and not a penny more.
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Reply #10 posted 08/15/05 3:01pm

KebabKing

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LleeLlee said:

I'd pay 2 quid for you KebabKing and not a penny more.


marry me
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Reply #11 posted 08/15/05 3:02pm

LleeLlee

KebabKing said:

LleeLlee said:

I'd pay 2 quid for you KebabKing and not a penny more.


marry me



no
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Reply #12 posted 08/15/05 3:03pm

KebabKing

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LleeLlee said:

KebabKing said:



marry me



no


i'll give u 2 quid
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Reply #13 posted 08/15/05 3:05pm

LleeLlee

KebabKing said:

LleeLlee said:




no


i'll give u 2 quid



okay.
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Reply #14 posted 08/15/05 3:06pm

KebabKing

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LleeLlee said:

KebabKing said:



i'll give u 2 quid



okay.



great

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Reply #15 posted 08/15/05 3:10pm

LleeLlee

KebabKing said:

LleeLlee said:




okay.



great




That is the cheapest wedding I ever attended.
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Reply #16 posted 08/15/05 3:10pm

KebabKing

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LleeLlee said:

KebabKing said:




great




That is the cheapest wedding I ever attended.



you ungrateful cow.

i want a divorce.
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Reply #17 posted 08/15/05 3:14pm

LleeLlee

KebabKing said:

LleeLlee said:




That is the cheapest wedding I ever attended.



you ungrateful cow.

i want a divorce.



You can have one.

Your Kebab was all salad and no meat.
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Reply #18 posted 08/15/05 3:15pm

KebabKing

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LleeLlee said:

KebabKing said:




you ungrateful cow.

i want a divorce.



You can have one.

Your Kebab was all salad and no meat.


sad

but what about all the intimate moments we shared? what about the time how i poured chilli sauce on your meat? that means nothing to you?

sad
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Reply #19 posted 08/15/05 3:18pm

Anxiety

i'm perpetually broke and i don't own a car, but i have a nice music collection and a high sperm count, so there you go.
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Reply #20 posted 08/15/05 3:19pm

Number23

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i'm perpetually broke and i don't own a car, but i have a nice music collection and a high sperm count, so there you go.

Do you donate your sperm?
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Reply #21 posted 08/15/05 3:19pm

KebabKing

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Anxiety said:

i'm perpetually broke and i don't own a car, but i have a nice music collection and a high sperm count, so there you go.


one day you will make a great wife touched
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Reply #22 posted 08/15/05 3:20pm

LleeLlee

KebabKing said:

LleeLlee said:




You can have one.

Your Kebab was all salad and no meat.


sad

but what about all the intimate moments we shared? what about the time how i poured chilli sauce on your meat? that means nothing to you?

sad



I've had more intimate times with my vacuum cleaner.
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Reply #23 posted 08/15/05 3:20pm

KebabKing

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Number23 said:

Anxiety said:

i'm perpetually broke and i don't own a car, but i have a nice music collection and a high sperm count, so there you go.

Do you donate your sperm?


it's better than any thing a scot can rub out biggrin
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Reply #24 posted 08/15/05 3:20pm

KebabKing

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LleeLlee said:

KebabKing said:



sad

but what about all the intimate moments we shared? what about the time how i poured chilli sauce on your meat? that means nothing to you?

sad



I've had more intimate times with my vacuum cleaner.



but i have a dyson
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Reply #25 posted 08/15/05 3:23pm

Anxiety

Number23 said:

Anxiety said:

i'm perpetually broke and i don't own a car, but i have a nice music collection and a high sperm count, so there you go.

Do you donate your sperm?


donate?! lol
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Reply #26 posted 08/15/05 3:24pm

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KebabKing said:



But it is not cheap. My friend paid $5,000 for her Mexican groom. That, I am told, is also the going rate for American, Canadian, and European husbands.



so i can sell my husband for 5K?! hmmm

sweet! woot!
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Reply #27 posted 08/15/05 3:25pm

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IrresistibleB1tch said:

KebabKing said:



But it is not cheap. My friend paid $5,000 for her Mexican groom. That, I am told, is also the going rate for American, Canadian, and European husbands.



so i can sell my husband for 5K?! hmmm

sweet! woot!


why don't u just trade him in for me? biggrin
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Reply #28 posted 08/15/05 3:26pm

IrresistibleB1
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KebabKing said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:



so i can sell my husband for 5K?! hmmm

sweet! woot!


why don't u just trade him in for me? biggrin


take a number, buddy! biggrin
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Reply #29 posted 08/15/05 3:27pm

Number23

Anxiety said:

Number23 said:


Do you donate your sperm?


donate?! lol

I'm just wondering if you ever feel a emphatic psychic pain when one of your babies are born/die/have their first shave or whatever. I'm thinking of donating, but don;t want to end up shagging my own daughter when I'm a lecherous middle-aged adulterer. Would I know? I've read stuff about family phermones turning each other off, but I'll be middle aged and my sense of smell will have deteriorated. I'm...so confused. sad
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