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guys, how much are you WORTH? in cuba, you can be bought for $5000 (Canadians, Americans, Europeans), but you're not worth so much in Peru ($800). Now, i am wondering how much a polygamist like me is worth coming from Kebabistan
....but booming market in Cuba - the purchase of foreign husbands. Usually arranged through intermediaries, many Cuban women consider it by far the best way to leave this country. But it is not cheap. My friend paid $5,000 for her Mexican groom. That, I am told, is also the going rate for American, Canadian, and European husbands. A Costa Rican man can apparently be persuaded to tie the knot for around $2,000. Peruvian men, for some reason, are currently particularly good value. Just $800 will secure one.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/h...749591.stm [Edited 8/15/05 14:01pm] | |
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I could go for a cool $500,000, then promptly pay a small amount of that sum to get my happy ass back tot he states! | |
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BobGeorge909 said: I could go for a cool $500,000, then promptly pay a small amount of that sum to get my happy ass back tot he states!
small sum to get back into the states? so a floating door in the mexican gulf isn't good for you?!?!? | |
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I'm worth about $2 million dead, just ask my ex-wife. | |
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daPope said: I'm worth about $2 million dead, just ask my ex-wife.
i'd take you out for a warm meal and a place to shit | |
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I'm not disclosing the new beneficiary, and I'm not a huge fan of the kebab, sorry. | |
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daPope said: I'm not disclosing the new beneficiary, and I'm not a huge fan of the kebab, sorry.
"take you out" are we on the same page? | |
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KebabKing said: BobGeorge909 said: I could go for a cool $500,000, then promptly pay a small amount of that sum to get my happy ass back tot he states!
small sum to get back into the states? so a floating door in the mexican gulf isn't good for you?!?!? I'f I've got $500,00...HELL NO. I'm sure I could use $2000 of it to pay a big breasted cuban female to use as a foatation device back to the gulf. First class baby! | |
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BobGeorge909 said: KebabKing said: small sum to get back into the states? so a floating door in the mexican gulf isn't good for you?!?!? I'f I've got $500,00...HELL NO. I'm sure I could use $2000 of it to pay a big breasted cuban female to use as a foatation device back to the gulf. First class baby! | |
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I'd pay 2 quid for you KebabKing and not a penny more. | |
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LleeLlee said: I'd pay 2 quid for you KebabKing and not a penny more.
marry me | |
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KebabKing said: LleeLlee said: I'd pay 2 quid for you KebabKing and not a penny more.
marry me no | |
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LleeLlee said: KebabKing said: marry me no i'll give u 2 quid | |
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KebabKing said: LleeLlee said: no i'll give u 2 quid okay. | |
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LleeLlee said: KebabKing said: i'll give u 2 quid okay. great | |
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KebabKing said: LleeLlee said: okay. great That is the cheapest wedding I ever attended. | |
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LleeLlee said: KebabKing said: great That is the cheapest wedding I ever attended. you ungrateful cow. i want a divorce. | |
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KebabKing said: LleeLlee said: That is the cheapest wedding I ever attended. you ungrateful cow. i want a divorce. You can have one. Your Kebab was all salad and no meat. | |
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LleeLlee said: KebabKing said: you ungrateful cow. i want a divorce. You can have one. Your Kebab was all salad and no meat. but what about all the intimate moments we shared? what about the time how i poured chilli sauce on your meat? that means nothing to you? | |
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i'm perpetually broke and i don't own a car, but i have a nice music collection and a high sperm count, so there you go. | |
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Anxiety said: i'm perpetually broke and i don't own a car, but i have a nice music collection and a high sperm count, so there you go.
Do you donate your sperm? | |
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Anxiety said: i'm perpetually broke and i don't own a car, but i have a nice music collection and a high sperm count, so there you go.
one day you will make a great wife | |
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KebabKing said: LleeLlee said: You can have one. Your Kebab was all salad and no meat. but what about all the intimate moments we shared? what about the time how i poured chilli sauce on your meat? that means nothing to you? I've had more intimate times with my vacuum cleaner. | |
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Number23 said: Anxiety said: i'm perpetually broke and i don't own a car, but i have a nice music collection and a high sperm count, so there you go.
Do you donate your sperm? it's better than any thing a scot can rub out | |
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LleeLlee said: KebabKing said: but what about all the intimate moments we shared? what about the time how i poured chilli sauce on your meat? that means nothing to you? I've had more intimate times with my vacuum cleaner. but i have a dyson | |
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Number23 said: Anxiety said: i'm perpetually broke and i don't own a car, but i have a nice music collection and a high sperm count, so there you go.
Do you donate your sperm? donate?! | |
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KebabKing said: But it is not cheap. My friend paid $5,000 for her Mexican groom. That, I am told, is also the going rate for American, Canadian, and European husbands. so i can sell my husband for 5K?! sweet! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: KebabKing said: But it is not cheap. My friend paid $5,000 for her Mexican groom. That, I am told, is also the going rate for American, Canadian, and European husbands. so i can sell my husband for 5K?! sweet! why don't u just trade him in for me? | |
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KebabKing said: IrresistibleB1tch said: so i can sell my husband for 5K?! sweet! why don't u just trade him in for me? take a number, buddy! | |
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Anxiety said: Number23 said: Do you donate your sperm? donate?! I'm just wondering if you ever feel a emphatic psychic pain when one of your babies are born/die/have their first shave or whatever. I'm thinking of donating, but don;t want to end up shagging my own daughter when I'm a lecherous middle-aged adulterer. Would I know? I've read stuff about family phermones turning each other off, but I'll be middle aged and my sense of smell will have deteriorated. I'm...so confused. | |
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