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Straight Answers From Byron Alright, two decades of being sought after for advice pretty much makes me a freakin' expert on everything...and I'm known for giving straight answers minus the sugar coating.
So ask away about issues concerning you, and Byron (that's me, for the slower folks) will give you no-nonsense, straightforward advice and answers. I won't sugarcoat shit....(and why does that sound like a breakfast cerial?). First five questions are free. So start askin', I ain't got all day.  | |
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Why is it, you can completely love someone and devote yourself to them, have great feelings, all that nice stuff, and have them care about you and still lose them?
UGH. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: Why is it, you can completely love someone and devote yourself to them, have great feelings, all that nice stuff, and have them care about you and still lose them?
UGH. Issues. Everyone's got 'em, and they play a HUGE fucking role in why people make the decisions they make in relationships. Why they get in them, why they get out of them. Try concentrating on the issues you have instead or worrying about the other person's... Next!! | |
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Byron said: Nero said: Why is it, you can completely love someone and devote yourself to them, have great feelings, all that nice stuff, and have them care about you and still lose them?
UGH. Issues. Everyone's got 'em, and they play a HUGE fucking role in why people make the decisions they make in relationships. Why they get in them, why they get out of them. Try concentrating on the issues you have instead or worrying about the other person's... Next!! The issue I have is I love some dude and he's seeing other women. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: Byron said: Issues. Everyone's got 'em, and they play a HUGE fucking role in why people make the decisions they make in relationships. Why they get in them, why they get out of them. Try concentrating on the issues you have instead or worrying about the other person's... Next!! The issue I have is I love some dude and he's seeing other women. No, the issue you have is that you're focusing on him instead of yourself...not to mention that you still need to learn what love really is. It ain't simply feelings of longing, although 99% of us humans are convinced it is. If you're not with him anymore...and if he's seeing other women, you're a freakin' idiot if you still are...then show true love by letting him live his life and stop focusing so damn much on what he's doing. And aren't you seeing other men? Next!! | |
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Byron said: Nero said: The issue I have is I love some dude and he's seeing other women. No, the issue you have is that you're focusing on him instead of yourself...not to mention that you still need to learn what love really is. It ain't simply feelings of longing, although 99% of us humans are convinced it is. If you're not with him anymore...and if he's seeing other women, you're a freakin' idiot if you still are...then show true love by letting him live his life and stop focusing so damn much on what he's doing. And aren't you seeing other men? Next!! I'm seeing several men. But it still makes me mad. 
Question: How much does jerseykrs want to have sex with me? I know it's a substantial bit... Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: I'm seeing several men. But it still makes me mad.
Question: How much does jerseykrs want to have sex with me? I know it's a substantial bit... Well, then, there ya go...worry 'bout your own damn issues, one of which seems to be hypocrisy. As for jersey...he'll have to ask me about him, not you. As stated in the first post, you're to ask about issues concerning you, not someone else. Maybe the second issue you could work on is reading comprehension, eh? Or on a more serious note, maybe one issue you have is that you tend to focus TOO much on other people, thus deflecting any real introspection. Next!! damn spelling edit... [Edited 8/5/05 22:02pm] | |
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Byron said: Nero said: I'm seeing several men. But it still makes me mad.
Question: How much does jerseykrs want to have sex with me? I know it's a substantial bit... Well, then, there ya go...worry 'bout your own damn issues, one of which seems to be hypocrisy. As for jersey...he'll have to ask me about him, not you. As stated in the first post, you're to ask about issues concerning you, not someone else. Maybe the second issue you could work on is reading comprehension, eh? Or on a more serious note, maybe one issue you have is that you tend to focus TOO much on other people, thus deflecting any real introspection. Next!! damn spelling edit... [Edited 8/5/05 22:02pm] Why are you a dick these days?  Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: Byron said: Well, then, there ya go...worry 'bout your own damn issues, one of which seems to be hypocrisy. As for jersey...he'll have to ask me about him, not you. As stated in the first post, you're to ask about issues concerning you, not someone else. Maybe the second issue you could work on is reading comprehension, eh? Or on a more serious note, maybe one issue you have is that you tend to focus TOO much on other people, thus deflecting any real introspection. Next!! damn spelling edit... [Edited 8/5/05 22:02pm] Why are you a dick these days? Again, deflecting any introspection and focusing on other people's issues...at some point you'll stop doing that, and when you do, you won't need to ask me any questions anymore. You got one question left before I start chargin'... Next!! [Edited 8/5/05 22:08pm] | |
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Byron said: Nero said: Why are you a dick these days? Again, deflecting any introspection and focusing on other people's issues...at some point you'll stop doing that, and when you do, you won't need to ask me any questions anymore. Next!! Why is no one else responding to your thread? Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: Byron said: Again, deflecting any introspection and focusing on other people's issues...at some point you'll stop doing that, and when you do, you won't need to ask me any questions anymore. Next!! Why is no one else responding to your thread? That's your fifth question...anymore and the meter starts runnin'... And why the HELL are you still asking about everyone else??...Think about that. Next!! | |
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Byron said: Nero said: Why is no one else responding to your thread? That's your fifth question...anymore and the meter starts runnin'... And why the HELL are you still asking about everyone else??...Think about that. Next!! Why the hell are you trying to answer questions about everyone else, which, requires you to think about everyone else all the same? Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: Byron said: That's your fifth question...anymore and the meter starts runnin'... And why the HELL are you still asking about everyone else??...Think about that. Next!! Why the hell are you trying to answer questions about everyone else, which, requires you to think about everyone else all the same? I need your billing address... And I'm offering my straighforward wisdom to anyone who may need some straightforward advice...I ain't "trying" jack. I should charge you double for that one... Next!! | |
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Byron said: Nero said: Why the hell are you trying to answer questions about everyone else, which, requires you to think about everyone else all the same? I need your billing address... And I'm offering my straighforward wisdom to anyone who may need some straightforward advice...I ain't "trying" jack. I should charge you double for that one... Next!! WHY? Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: Byron said: I need your billing address... And I'm offering my straighforward wisdom to anyone who may need some straightforward advice...I ain't "trying" jack. I should charge you double for that one... Next!! WHY? Why what?? (you must love spending money, too) Next!! | |
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Why does the wind blow?
Why do the say blondes are stupid? Why when we don't swim we drowned? B-o-b that's me! | |
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and to re-direct this thread... byron, do you have any study methods that have really worked? i'd like to pull up my GPA this coming semester. | |
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Why do they say only the good die young?
Why do people smoke cigarettes? Why does a cat "meow" and a bird "chirp?" Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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What can I do to look smaller in the pics at the invasion? Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ahintofgreen said: Why does the wind blow?
Why do the say blondes are stupid? Why when we don't swim we drowned? Using up three of your five free ones in the same post...efficient, I'll give ya that. 
None of these things, by the way, are about you...you can find these answers in an encyclopedia. All except the Blondes Are Stupid question. I'd say it started with Marilyn Monroe, but who knows. Who really cares? Concentrate on you, and you'll be happier. Next!! yet another damn spelling edit... [Edited 8/5/05 22:23pm] | |
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Why do poeple get on TV and make asses out of them selves?
Why do fools fall in love? If a tree falls and no one is around, does it make a sound? If so, how do you know? B-o-b that's me! | |
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I concentrate on myself all the time, that is why I am so damn good. Why do I care the way I care?
Why do I enjoy Nero's company? [Edited 8/5/05 22:25pm] B-o-b that's me! | |
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evenstar3 said:
and to re-direct this thread... byron, do you have any study methods that have really worked? i'd like to pull up my GPA this coming semester. Not enough info, so I'll give you a part two to this question for free...cuz I'm nice like that.
How do you study now? What classes are you not doing so great in? Fill me in on the details first...can't help with what I don't know. And more than likely it'll link back to things concering you. Next!! | |
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Nero said: Why do they say only the good die young?
Why do people smoke cigarettes? Why does a cat "meow" and a bird "chirp?" I don't answer anymore of your questions until your credit is approved...you're way over the free question limit. Besides, you don't listen to me anyway. Next!! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: What can I do to look smaller in the pics at the invasion?
 Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: What can I do to look smaller in the pics at the invasion?
 Hell, if I knew that, I'd be doin' it, too... 
Try standin' next to Dex...he'll make everyone look puny by comparison. Or better, just say "fuck it" and realize you're rather beautiful (I've seen pics, so don't bullshit me about it) even if you're not the skinniest one there. Concentrate on laughing, and eating and drinking...LOTS of drinking...lol...enjoy this event, and don't worry about the camera. Next!! | |
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ahintofgreen said: Why do poeple get on TV and make asses out of them selves?
Why do fools fall in love? If a tree falls and no one is around, does it make a sound? If so, how do you know? 1) Because they want to be noticed...everyone in life wants to be noticed. Even you, which is why you keep asking me questions like this. 
2) Because only those willing to sound and act like an idiot deserve to be in love. 3) Why do you give a shit? Next!! | |
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ahintofgreen said: I concentrate on myself all the time, that is why I am so damn good.
Why do I care the way I care?
Why do I enjoy Nero's company? [Edited 8/5/05 22:25pm] 1) How do you care? 2) If you have to ask me that, maybe you really don't... Next!! | |
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I need to know about the tree b/c I live is a heavily wooded area and if I am not around, I need to know if a sound is made to warn my doggie to hide. B-o-b that's me! | |
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Byron said: ahintofgreen said: I concentrate on myself all the time, that is why I am so damn good.
Why do I care the way I care?
Why do I enjoy Nero's company? [Edited 8/5/05 22:25pm] 1) How do you care? 2) If you have to ask me that, maybe you really don't... Next!! Why is Bob my favorite person? Ahintofgreen is awesome. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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