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Stupid but funny instructions! 1. On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping." (But..., that's the only time I have to work on my hair) 2. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how. . . ?) 3. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost." (But it's "just" a suggestion) 4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops, too late!) 5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Hmm . . . .) 6. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save even more time?) 7. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.) 8. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope) 9. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to underwater?) 10. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) 11. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (NEWS FLASH) 12. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame parents for this one.) 13. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? . . . Good grief!) 14. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food." (Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's OK, honey, just grab the Palmolive! | |
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You must be bored!! | |
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those are funny..... One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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gosh that was funny...i needed a laugh | |
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