It just struck me that I haven't started a thread in a quite some time. So, in order to fulfill my Org quota, here is My New Thread.

Come on in; make yourself at home. Can I grab ya a brew? Shall we ogle women together?:



If not, you suggest something, you ingrateful freeloader!

i hope that girl's going to the movies, because it looks like she needs to pick her seat.

HI

Well, don't just stand there, you two! I'm not here to entertain you! Make yourselves useful!

Ace said:

uhhh....well, here's a picture i took of a cow.

While your submissions of a photo of a cow and a photo of a scantily-clad chick, respectively, are greatly appreciated (well, perhaps the latter more so than the former), what we need here is some chit-chat. Or more pictures of scantily-clad chicks.

chit chat aye?


Ok

what are your plans for the weekend?

ella731 said:

Well, my workout is blown-out 'cause I fucked-up my knee. Other than resting that, I am supposed to be going to a fetish party with my ex and I'll play it by ear the other night.

You?

Anxiety said:

This is a reference to the "We need the eggs" line from Annie Hall, isn't it? You want to begin a discussion on whether or not we actually need the eggs, don't you? Okay - you begin...

Ace said:

Not a whole hell of a lot.. hanging with the children

school shopping

woo. arent I exciting this week.


I do get to go see DEVO next week though

ella731 said:

Do you get depressed when they start advertising those "back-to-school" sales because it signals that summer is almost over, or do you rejoice because it means the kids are gonna be out of your hair?

Devo, eh? Whip it! Whip it good!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Why, thank you. Personally, I would probably only accord it three stars right now, but the thread is still young. Care to join the fray?

Ace said:

i miss the days when you could rate a thread - what an excellent tool for the passive-agressive among us.

i have a few more minutes before i have to head out, so why not join the discussion, thanks!

fetish party, huh? that one will be hard to top by us squares...

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Actually, I don't find them all that thrilling anymore. That said, I'd still probably choose being in a location where there are myriad women dressed in fetishwear over most other activities you can participate in with your pants on (not that having your pants on is a prerequisite at these fetish parties).

So, tell us, IB, what will you do with your weekend?

Ace said:

YO watch it, my child is only 2, I have to take the step children school shopping

and no the commercials dont bum me out, i just cant wait till mine goes, and I can stop ahving to pay a freakin sitter

Ace said:

i'll be indulging my own fetish - picking up dog shit and scooping litter boxes!

and just for Red's edification, i'll get some doggie kisses, too!

other than that, i'll probably just drink heavily...

next saturday, however, i'm going on a hot air balloon ride, weather permitting, and on sunday, i'm going to a tattoo party at a friend's house and get my first tattoo - can you say "midlife crisis"?!

ella731 said:

There is a commercial that runs here (for KFC?) where a woman is walking down the street, sees an autumn leaf and screams in horror.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

How come you never hear of people falling out of hot air balloons? Looks so easy to do. Will this be your first time? And what will your tattoo be and where will you put it?

LleeLlee said:

i love it!

LleeLlee said:

Lleena wants to put on a show with a donkey! Go to it, baby girl, I'm all eyes!

Ace said:

watch me be the first to fall out of one! definitely my first balloon ride - my goal is to overcome my final fear, which is that of heights... i'll report back!

the tat will probably be on the back of my shoulder, and it will be of the PETA bunny, signifying my work in animal rights. like this, without the PETA name:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I know Chrissie Hynde is big into PETA. Didn't she get arrested at some demo?

Ace said:

yeah, as far as i know she's been arrested at least twice - once for a leather protest and once for a KFC one.

what important issue would you go to jail for?

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Your right to bear hot chicks!

But, seriously, folks...that's a good question. Let me think on that...

LleeLlee said:

OMG I love that!

Aside from having her panties up her bum, her figure is beautiful. The initial picture, that is.