Only the true narcissist gives carte blanche to invite praise AND ridicule. So, at rocknrollisalives' suggestion, I pose the following:

Just who am I?

that is something I would like to know

14jules given up on his Prince look, and now wants to be Freddie?

You're BreddieMercury you idiot.

ella731 said:

Are you stalking me? If so, don't use that pic as a reference. The Demis Roussos look was SO 2002!

BreddieMercury said:

yea the fake beard really isnt cutting it

REDFEATHERS said:

I think you are a scented sparkely cabbage patch kid

you mean that isn't your real name?

ella731 said:

It seemed to work for the 30,000 people I was playing for - now stick that in yer pipe and smoke it!

BreddieMercury said:

What...? the entire population of New Zealand showed up?

That is impressive

BreddieMercury said:

well I was told the same when i played in fron of 10,000 when my hair was hot pink so put that in your toads mouth

ella731 said:

My 30,000 beats your 10,000. Besides which, they were kiwis, and you don't get any cooler than that!

BreddieMercury said:

you have a couple years on me tooo

and mine were all old stuffy conservatives

ella731 said:

I am getting younger.

BreddieMercury said:

great regression is the way to go I hear now a days

rocknrollisalive said:

That's right - approximately 30,000 more than the usual attendance at a "Chase" gig.

BreddieMercury said:

Only 29,999 if you showed up now and again

rocknrollisalive said:

Gotta find some decent earplugs first.

BreddieMercury said:

For you my friend, that was lame

rocknrollisalive said:

Not as lame as the next series of photos I'm going to post, which starts with:

BreddieMercury said:

I would rather just not be affliated with simon or the "band" chase

If you really don't know I could tell you, but I don't think you'd like that very much.

you are the person who breaks things this i know because the lack of bowls tells me so.

p0pstar said:

I think he ate your toad

ella731 said:

why does that not suprise me

the fucker

nut would eat him alive he is a tough bugger unlike breddie mercury.

p0pstar said:

I BREAK TOADS TOO.