I want to know if you're happy with the equipment you were born with, or if you would rather have a different size.

I'm considering a penis reduction becuase I like to pee sitting down on the toilet (religious reasons), and I'm tired of the tip of my penis dipping into the cold toilet water - extreme length can be a bitch sometimes.


Anyways, your thoughts?

this is the type of thread where a girl can sit back and have a good laugh

SammiJ said:

Oh no you don't. I could get arrested for having someone your age on this thread.

i'm legal in canada...remember?

I'm gonna guess most guys will say no.

Sweeny79 said:

Internet guys are different.
We ALL sling our big guns over our shoulders to keep from tripping over them.

Sweeny79 said:

they'll say it 2 themselves

but 2 us they'll prolly say otherwise

CynthiasSocks said:

Imago777 said:

True story... I worked in a home improvment store years ago and one weekend a fat, toothless, hill billy couple and their son asked for my help in the plumbing department. They were shopping for toilets and after I should them what was available, the man's wife told me that her husband needed a "deep bowl because his nuts touched the water."










...and I've got a big, fat one! But the tip of mine doesn't dip!

SammiJ said:

As the Org Dickologist, I basically sit back and .
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Imago777 said:

i think you should quit using a potty training chair and start using a big-people toilet, and you might find you'll save yourself an operation!

I'm fine with it.

i like what i have and i tend to get favorable comments, so i'm happy with things down in the region.

My penis is only two inches.....















































































...from the ground.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

then stand the hell up

Imago777 said:

we all know that you are unhappy with your equipment which is why you HAVE to refer to it constantly

Anxiety said:

First it's "ON YOUR KNEES" then it's "STAND THE HELL UP" - make up your mind!

CynthiasSocks said:

GangstaFam said:

like that's surprising news?

yes

Penis? Damn, knew I was missing something.

BreddieMercury said:

i guess the real question is, is EVERYONE ELSE happy with my penis size?

i'll see if ben can change the front page poll, everyone can vote on it.

It depends on the situation you use it for.

Anxiety said:

I've seen your pics. Big, strong hands.

Does it have to be your own penis size you comment on?

Grower not a show-er. Hate that.

Thick but I wish I was longer.


M

This reminds me of that one joke Richard Pryor told about the two men taking a piss from a bridge (i forget which bridge)

Guy #1: That Water sure is cold

Guy#2: Sure is, and deep too.



i know i hacked the joke. please don't hurt me.