Alright, over two decades of being me pretty much makes me a freakin' expert on nothing in particular...and I'm known for giving disingenuous answers with a little sarcasm on the side.

So ask away about issues concerning you at least, if not us, and Fauxie (that's pronounced Foe-ee, for the slower folks) will give you practically useless, but mildly satisfying advice and answers. I will sugarcoat shit....(and what kind of breakfast habits would one have to have to think that sounds like a brand of cereal?). Five questions would be a small miracle.

So start askin', I have all day baby. I'm self-unemployed.

am i getting fat?

Anxiety said:

Definitely not. There are lots of different Englishes and since you're American I will provide a definition of the word for you in respect to that.

fat
adj 1: normal, typical, average bodied; "America was a great, fat country" [ant: abnormal, peculiar]

I would describe you as looking very healthy. Not underweight and not over, and above all, special.

This thread is an unsalvageable mound of petrifying dino shit.


"is" edit.
[Edited 8/10/05 4:13am]

Imago777 said:

You went back for that? I think I would have understood that you're not really feeling my thread.

Imago777 said:

No wait. It was a compliment. This thread is petrifying. I get it! You're saying my threads make you hard as a rock!

You're such a sweetheart!

Will I ever achieve my lifes dream and goal that few know about?

Does my Dick look big in this?

BananaCologne said:

of course not. That is what makes you so aluring.

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Considering "this" is probably a pair of size 4 panties, I would say "yes" .

Imago777 said:

I won't?

Will I ever achieve my life-long ambition of having an Orgy with a woman from each of the G* countries whilst wearing a construction worker outfit and playing Queen's 'Don't stop me now' in the background

fauxie thinks i'm a big fatso

i'm sorry i ever clicked on this thread!

sugar coat this baby !!

BananaCologne said:

(huge answer was here - the org went down on me and it shrunk to nothing )

Fauxie said:

the org went down on you? did it swallow?

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Yes, it looks big, and that's a good thing that you should be proud of. Compared to most ladyboys you're very well endowed. Of course, I'm only speaking in reference to pictures I've seen. Who would've thought I would misspell 'ladybird' in google image search? Once on June 16th, again on July 13th and again on August 2nd according to my internet history.

But I digress. You do look big in that and you should be rightly proud.

Will this go anywhere fauxie?

Anxiety said:

Yes, that joke was in my post. But it does take a special person to recognise that and repost it.

Fauxie said:

Fauxie said:

oh. i've either been up working all night and i'm too tired to notice your sterling wit, or else your attempt at an entendre was subliminally lame, and typical of the micropenis projective humor invading the place lately.

prolly i just need sleep.

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Yes. If you want something badly enough you will achieve it. I'm guessing you already have a copy of that record and the construction worker's outfit so you're already 2/3 of the way there. That's around 66% and while masturbation might not make up all of the remaining 34% it certainly would ensure a satisfying level of success.

Anxiety said:

Yes. I think you're right. You're far better than your posts suggest. Rehashing subliminally lame attempts at entendre will not win you many friends around here. It's all about the orgnote pics, and I'm sure you can fulfil your promise in this respect.

Anxiety said:

That's the last thing you need. You need to go run on the tred mill and lose some f that weight.

Fauxie said:

oh, so now you're a chubby-chaser on top of everything else now.

Anxiety said:

Yes, I'm the chubby-chaser on top.

See? Now that was beneath me wasn't it? Do you see what I'm getting at now? You have so much potential inside you. You just need to take it out for 5 or 10 minutes and spend some time finding out where your own potential is.

Fauxie said:

brilliant!

How the hell do I not get fired?