Hola, bipeds! I am here, winding down after a pretty traumatic month that saw (for those of you who weren't keeping up):

***The arrest of the Holy Oracle
***The escape from jail of the Holy Oracle
***My discovery of said hidden Oracle in a farmhouse
***The revelation that the Oracle was my mother and that my childhood had been a lie
***The death of the Oracle, my mother
***My ascension to the throne of the Oracle after an upcoming long training period in Tibet

Whew, right! That's a lot for any mammal to take. I thought I would come down to Cancun, soak up a little sun, re-evaluate.


Well, let me tell you it has been a blast. I have taken up with a group of locals who have shown me a wonderful, wonderful time. The water is so clear and the beaches are beautiful. I have hit a few night spots and, yes, I have gone plastered out of my horns a few times. I think I am being allowed this time to sow my royal oats (or is it eat them, I forget) so I'm going to make the best of it.

I'm going to Senor Frog's tonight! I'll be checking in with you soon, bipeds, so I hope you are making the best of this reprieve from the Cow Revolution!

Cowcun

Sharks eat cows too

be sure to visit the ruins of cowchenitza - they are fantastic. then also be sure to study up on the azcows and the maycows, their calendar is pretty intriguing and the fact that the pyramid at cowchenitza is a calendar blew me away when i was there.

did you know the people of those times worshipped quetzacowtal?

you must also visit isla mujercows. take the ferry across - it's worth it. rent a golf cart and drive around...