i'll take it.

now, for those that are interested, sign your name below, and i will trot over to 2the9s apartment, and confront him and demand all the hours of our lives we spend reading his crap back.

Are you going to be around during New Years?

I see ya'll got that org house 9s has wanted for the longest time

Mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said:

dibs on the fridge!!

try not to torch khyber pass on st. marks place before i get a chance to eat there for my birthday this month, mmkay? though if you should manage a trip there, you simply must try the pumpkin sauteet - it's absolutely divoone, and cheep, too!

You must visit brownsville. It's divine!!

LMFAO at 9s

Imago777 said:

but of course

Mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said:

complete with dungeon to contain him in

Anxiety said:

so, actually i was going to tell you... i am on grand, just blocks from where you used to live

jerseykrs2 said:

where is it?

2the9s said:

your art is so... you.

cborgman said:

scary! if the kids playing on your stoop get on your nerves, just pour flour on the steps. that's what my roommate used to do.

Mark me down for the 9sey thing. Glad to see you made it ok. I tried calling you but your phone was busy

Glad to see you made it safely

"I'll Take New York" (Tom Waits):

I'll tip the newsboy
I'll get a shine
I'll ride this dream
To the end of the line
I'm goin places
I'll take a ride
Up to the Riverside

I'll take New York
I'll make it happen
I'll pop the cork
Tear off the wrappin'

I'll make a splash on the Hudson
That's how I'll arrive
Hey, do you have two tens for a five?

Roll out the carpet
Strike up the band
Break into the best
Champagne when I land
Beat the parade drum
Hit all the bars
I want the moon and stars

But I'll take New York
I'll make it happen
Blow out the candles
Tear off the wrappin'

And I know someday
They'll have to name a street after me
Right nextdoor to old Franklin D.

i'd like to visit new york but i've heard the scariest things about 2the9s.
is it true he rides the subways all the time, chatting up the out-of-towners?



how does a tourist protect herself?

XxAxX said:

Stay away from Manhattan

and always bring your mace

ella731 said:

pussy.

jerseykrs said:

Jersey, I know that if 2the9s got close to you, you would be that girl when they see a mouse

ella731 said:

pshaw, manhattan is a giant theme park strip mall compared to what it used to be.

Anxiety said:

Yep. Forty deuce looks like Disneyworld now. I miss the depravity.

ella731 said:

Sure, whatever you say Ella.