What was the best ever revenge you exacted? On a lover, a spouse, a work colleague...what did they do to you, how did you come up with the idea, did it take long to plan, were other people involved, was it as good as you hoped, what was the long term effect and would you do it again?

...to get the ball rolling, here's mine:

Became suspicious that she was cheating on me. A quick check of her cellphone showed various sexual texts to a number I didn't recognise, arranging to meet, etc.

I made a note of the number. Waited a week, then asked her to marry me. She said yes. said I wanted to call my best mate to tell him the news but he wouldn't have his phone on so if I called on my phone, would she leave a message telling him the good news?

She did. Of course it was the other guys' cellphone number. After she finished the message I showed her the number she'd just left the message at. Exit a very white faced girlfriend.

When people do something stupid on the roads/highway like cut me off, I like to follow them to wherever they're going and make them nervous. They get all scared like I'm gonna do something to them or their car.

...oh yeah. After we split up, I told her that the "film" we'd made together,the one she'd asked me to destroy, was on the internet. It wasn't, of course, but she didn't know that.

I have so many it is hard to keep track of them. I do not intentionally inflict pain unless that is the only way I can get them off of me! But having my ex's beg to have me back, ask me for anything and just seeing them miserable is a blessing for me. One ex was on his knees crying before me and told his current girlfriend who had just walked in the room that he was drop her in a heart beat if I said I would take him back. I truly laughed at both their ignorant asses!

One person talked about me like a dog at work and now is begging for my help with some shit they have gotten mixed with.

My former boss (who was an ass) having his wife pull up on him when he was sleeping with this big girl in his office. Normally I would sit at my desk and buzz him when someone came in the office. This time I had to go on a bathroom break and would you believe she just missed them two pulling up their clothes! I was peeking from the break room with popcorn waiting for a fight! This woman wore the most disgusting perfume ever! It took two days to air out the funk they created! I think his wife just want to ignore what was going on! The look on his punk ass face was priceless!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

See campers? Revenge CAN be fun!