Byron said:

thanks, not pulling wings off butterflies.

why do some become addicted to negitive thought patterns and emotions

Mach said:

They're easier to maintain than positive ones.

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Byron said:

path of least resistance


thanx hun

Mach said:

i'm glad i found this thread because this one's stumped me for a while.... if the stork brings babies, who brings baby storks?

Byron, who don't women see me for what I am: a good catch??





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XxAxX said:

*sigh*...more people concentrating on things that have nothing whatsoever to do with them. Look inside, people...you'll be happier.

And storks are never babies...and they never die. At least the ones that deliver human babies. They were created fully grown, and it is their eternal mission in life to bring new bundles of poop...er, joy...to unexpected teenagers everywhere. And I do believe that could have been found in an encyclopedia as well.

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abierman said:

The moment you're able to take a photo without a beer in your hand.

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Byron said:[quote]

XxAxX said:

does TOO have something to do with me. with all of us. how do you explain your presence on this earth if not for storks?



ha. i want my money back. encyclopedias aren't half as sassy as you, mr. straight answers



fine!

Byron said:

that was a shit-answer, Byron! Life ain't easy when you're named 'Bierman'!

I told my wife to go and buy a ventolin inhaler for her mother yesterday. Her mum was considering going to the hospital as she's very sick. My wife told her to wait and that she'd be back with the medicine soon. We sat around, but eventually had to take her to the hospital. 2am last night my wife comes in, she'd bought the inhaler, but she'd been out drinking. Should I strangle her or put her through a woodchipper?

XxAxX said:

No, that has something to do with the physical body you're housed in while here...it has nothing to do with you. Think about that. (how many times do I get to end a response with "think about that"?)


Your first five questions are free. There's no money TO give back.

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abierman said:

Hey, I said I'd give you a straightforward, no-nonsense answer...you want your hand held, go see Dr. Phil.

Drop the beers, pick up the women. Your choice.

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(by the way, you need a bigger beer... )
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Byron said:

I'm drinking COKE, goddammit!

Fauxie said:

i'm not byron...but i say woodchipper.

Fauxie said:

Who, your wife or your mother-in-law?

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abierman said:

You keep telling yourself that.

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Byron said:

My wife.

evenstar3 said:

I'm leaning that way too, but it'd leave behind a lot of evidence (DNA, woodchipper rental receipts, likely witnesses). I'd like to do a decent job, ya know, and end up being on Cold Case Files on Discovery in at least 15, maybe 20, years.

Fauxie said:

i remember watching something on the history channel about famous poisonings. you could always go that route.

Fauxie said:

At least she didn't spend the inhaler money on more booze. Be thankful. Besides, better late than never, right??

And I think you may have hidden feelings for your mother-in-law. Think about that.

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Byron said:

That's not even funny.

And better late than never doesn't cut it when you're as sick as she is. She's a stroke victim who's currently got a lung infection and terrible asthma. I've already decided I'm going to do away with my wife. I just want your advice on the method. Evenstar's poisining route sounds a decent option.

Byron said:

like this?

Byron said:

I'd rather drink than fuck anyway.

jerseykrs said:

so, did you book your flight?

abierman said:

no i did not.

but it's not out of the question, i could use a REAL vacation.

jerseykrs said:

let me know, you're entitled!

abierman said:

and we can take uber cool drunk pictures!! yes!!

jerseykrs said:

particularly that I am looking forward to!