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things u remember hearing as a kid and stick witcha as an adult My dad: "Boy getcha narra' ass heah "Directly" ( southern word for right nah 
My mom: a hard head makes a soft behind My aunt: will you and your damn evil twin stop that? | |
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you don't have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out! (you have nothing) you look better on your facebook page than you do in person  | |
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" ya wanna forearm shiver " | |
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dont make me stop this car | |
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going to movies
and then leaving in the middle saying "this is where we came in" | |
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beggars cant be choosers
and I brought you into this world i can take you out  that was always said in a joking manner | |
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If you bump your head and lay down, you will DIE!  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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'don't you worry your pretty little head' |
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"i'll give you something to cry about!!!!!"
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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Don't step on a crack, or you will break your mother's back.
Needless to say, I avoided the cracks on sidewalks. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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Me: Mom, where are you going?
Mom: To see a man about a horse.  | |
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lillith said: "i'll give you something to cry about!!!!!"
reminds me of my Mom's favorite saying: "if anybody has a reason to cry around here, it's me!"  | |
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"good things come in small packages"
"everything happens for a reason" many many many "I love you"s | |
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Fanny Adams  | |
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lol i got told the good things come in little packages too
if you don't stop crying I'll smack you  how the hell does that work! |
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Father threatening to whup me...
"Alright, You gonna be sleeping on your stomach tonight"...
My Mother after she done whup me.... "Get in your room, with your mannish-ass!!", and WHAP!!! gets one more in... [Edited 8/4/05 17:43pm] | |
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Dad - Shut the fuck up.
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One of my Grandma's friends: So what's Sandy Cloff (Santa Claus) gonna bring you this year?
My Grandma to my sister (Kathy): Sit down and be quiet fassanna! (Fast Anna) tA  Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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Never talk about politics or religion!
Much Love, LoLinex Faith
"Blind Faith is Dangerous, Informed Faith Is Miraculous" Check out My Space http://www.myspace.com/whylindalo | |
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Me sitting at the supper table refusing to eat what was on my plate.
My dad would say "eat what is on your plate, there are starving children in this world that would eat your food"
My response: "well give it to them, they can have it". 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorlolinex said: Never talk about politics or religion!
Much Love, LoLinex oh shit your avatar!!! I use to watch that show "Jem" all the time when I was little. Brought back some memories for a second... I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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jerseykrs said: Dad - Shut the fuck up.
Co- Heard that one too many fucking times. | |
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lolinex said: Never talk about politics or religion!
Much Love, LoLinex  Loli
I miss you!  | |
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Mom-"Lawd,yo daddy dont know his ass from a hole in the ground"
Dad-"Babygirl,you can tear up a freight train" (I always found a way to break my toys) My Sis-"Turn on the tv so it can warm up,Soul Train is about to come on" "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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