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I'm as GAY as you GET without ACTUALLY being GAY.


and I hate drama.





discuss:

NOTE: please be considerate of other people's feelings on this matter. Keep your posts to a minimum to allow everyone to post at least once. These types of threads can grow like weeds in a garden.

Dan, you are near genius.

then will you kindly take your laptop and your little bottle of poppers and get out from under my desk? you're starting to make me chafe.

jerseykrs said:

And class and Phylum too.

Imago777 said:

Don't be so modest.

Anxiety said:

PAHLEEZ--- you work behind a cash register.



(note: not meant to offend anyone in retail, public service, sales, or Eropean sex shops)

2the9s said:

you used an "o" three times.

Imago777 said:

You're as gay as it gets, while being only slightly homosexual.

Imago777 said:

And what do those "o"s remind you of?

2teh9s said:

The anus in which he buries his most intimate part.

When threads come up that I don't quite understand, I usually resort to saying something like "I like pop tarts"...

So...I like pop tarts.

Imago777 said:

and you're going to pay for every damn chicken tender you snuck down there, you little pilferer! my nether region is going to smell like a damn henhouse for a week because of you!

Caligula said:

He needs to get there by himself.

the phrase "nether region" is enough to make me howl with laughter.

2teh9s said:

Standard pattern #57 of the Rorschach Inkblot Test series for determining obsessive compulsive disorder.


At least I think it does? I was 5 when they put me through that week of evaluations.

2teh9s said:

Seems to me he's found it for himself plenty of times already.

jerseykrs said:

yeah well, try the phrase "chafing chicken-scented nether region".

Anxiety said:

Well, it normally smells like hot apple pie, so I guess that finishes off the meal.

Imago777 said:

isn't that an oxymoron?
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Chico319 said:

i don't know if he uses oxy, his complexion seems to be the least of his problems.

Chico319 said:

And benzoil peroxide moronic too.

Anxiety said:

what about the moron part?

Chico319 said:

pretty self-explanatory, really.

Anxiety said:

And self-inflamitory.


Oh God, I need to stop--this play on words is making me laugh like a fool. And not becuase it's funny becuase it's not--but becuase I know it makes everyone roll their eyes.

Imago777 said:

Yay! fauxie's on line!!@

Fauxie said:

jerseykrs said: