5' 10 1/2"

I finally dropped down to under 200, after being up around 210 or so in recent years. After a year at the friggin' gym.

I was never that heavy a guy but the years and my sedentary lifestyle crept up on me.

2teh9s said:

Are we supposed to applaud, or...?

INSATIABLE said:

Or what?

2teh9s said:

Exactly.

2teh9s said:

"You're still beautiful, bab-ay..."

2teh9s said:

Want some pie?

Anxiety said:

Does it have hotdogs in it? Is it hotdog pie?

Why then yes, yes I do.

2teh9s said:

it's a nice piping hot TICK PIE, full of brown sugar and a bunch of big, fat ticks. wouldn't you like a big ol' slice of tick pie?

6 ft & 165 pounds.

See, i even managed to convert stones into pounds.

TheFrog said:

it's 14 right?

6ft and 175 pounds, 3 ounces

PREDOMINANT said:

yeah.

i think.

PREDOMINANT said:

you managed ounces too!

and who said that drugs were all bad - people never talk about the way they help our nation's children when it comes to maths.

TheFrog said:

I just started thinking in metric for all this shit aswell

TheFrog said:

Just added them on for artistic licence, I first decided on 2 ounces, but then I took a swig of coffee so made it 3.

PREDOMINANT said:

before i posted my weight, i'd just eaten a bacon sandwich and had a cup of coffee.

i wasn't quite sure how this would affect my weight, so i just crapped my pants (and then put them in the bin) to even it out.

TheFrog said:

I really want to reply with something witty, but all I can think is

BACON SANDWICH

PREDOMINANT said:

To be honest, it was a bit poor. The sandwich shop was using really flabby bacon today.

It was like chewing unpleasant strips of sweaty nipple.

TheFrog said:

Thanks, that really helps and my craving has diminished somewhat.

Back onto the weight thing, you might want to consider pissing yourself too that coffee will have gone straight through. Either that or add a few ounces to your gross underestimation above.

PREDOMINANT said:

you calling me a fat bitch?

TheFrog said:

Where did you find the :chewingonflabbybaconwiththetextureofasweatynipple: emoticon from?

TheFrog said:

JUst for today then , if thats what you want

PREDOMINANT said:

TheFrog said:

Still working on that nipplegrissle fat bitch?

PREDOMINANT said:

Don't you call me fat, Mr 10 pounds and 3 ounces heavier than me tubster.

and i actually feel rather ill after that sandwich now.

TheFrog said:

Tell me about it, I'd like to say its all beer or all muscle or some such bullshit. But finally I have to concede, it's no good denying, that I am just big boned

5'5" and I fluctuate between 118-122 pounds.