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Reply #60 posted 08/05/05 9:57pm

ahintofgreen

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My apologies on both our parts nothing derogatory ment, we were just referring to A. and his family. my apologies for stepping on toes... but meet this kid and you will see. You 2 would need to soak in bleach and then some. razz
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Reply #61 posted 08/05/05 9:59pm

Dewrede

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actually i was replying to Nero smile
ok tho'
[Edited 8/5/05 21:59pm]
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Reply #62 posted 08/06/05 5:21am

ufoclub

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why did caligula turn into nero?
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Reply #63 posted 08/06/05 6:56am

bellababie

Nero said:

gemini13 said:

lol

Girl.....

RAISE YOUR STANDARDS


A) I have high standards, elseways I'd not be trying to get the fuck out of this mess.
B) His pothead traits are invisible, really. He bathes and such, too. Thing is, I've known his brother AJ for years. We schooled together. AJ was always clean, intelligent and a sight fun to be around.
C) I was mistaken that the rest of the family would be that way and that they'd live in a house.
D) I didn't realize I was actually considered the lad's "girlfriend." In fact, I'm pretty stupid about those things.

I've never dated a man under thirty, let alone a twenty-two year old pothead. And the men I've had come from good families with money.

Fuck, I even joke with my friends that I have a minimum salary requirement of $80k on the men I date, and a minimum age requirement of 30.

In times of loneliness, I've been sucked into the worst possible thing. And I thought that fucking Jew guy was bad....

AGH!



There are many things i could comment on this, however, I'll only say two things:

1. Keep away from people who aquire the nickname "AJ" - nothing but trouble;

2. You just recieved a fabulous job opportunity in another city - LEAVE TOWN - NOW! neutral
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Reply #64 posted 08/06/05 6:58am

Nero

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bellababie said:

Nero said:



A) I have high standards, elseways I'd not be trying to get the fuck out of this mess.
B) His pothead traits are invisible, really. He bathes and such, too. Thing is, I've known his brother AJ for years. We schooled together. AJ was always clean, intelligent and a sight fun to be around.
C) I was mistaken that the rest of the family would be that way and that they'd live in a house.
D) I didn't realize I was actually considered the lad's "girlfriend." In fact, I'm pretty stupid about those things.

I've never dated a man under thirty, let alone a twenty-two year old pothead. And the men I've had come from good families with money.

Fuck, I even joke with my friends that I have a minimum salary requirement of $80k on the men I date, and a minimum age requirement of 30.

In times of loneliness, I've been sucked into the worst possible thing. And I thought that fucking Jew guy was bad....

AGH!



There are many things i could comment on this, however, I'll only say two things:

1. Keep away from people who aquire the nickname "AJ" - nothing but trouble;

2. You just recieved a fabulous job opportunity in another city - LEAVE TOWN - NOW! neutral


I've told everyone I'm a lesbian. If that doesn't work, I'm coming to your house. neutral
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Reply #65 posted 08/06/05 8:47am

calldapplwonde
ry83

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I dont like the fact the mom threatened you with such a tacky comment. Like her son is some prize.
I'd gladly kick her butt AND her skanks



Right. Who in there right mind would tell a girl/woman something like this?
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Reply #66 posted 08/06/05 8:50am

calldapplwonde
ry83

Maybe wait two or three more days, print this thread and put it inconspicuously on his bed (if you dare to go there). That should put him up-to-date on your relationship.








But delete my advice first, please. The mother might find me. eek


afraid edit: shake
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Reply #67 posted 08/06/05 10:30am

cammille

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make him dump you!
tell him you dont do blowjobs
tell him you need the light off when you have sex
tell him the medication you were taking for excessive body hair has been stopped by your doctor because it is shrinking your breasts
tell him you love prince and demand he has to too
tell him you suffer badly with thrush
tell him you hear voices in your head all the time
come on girl i can come up with loads of these...use your imagination
fart all the time around him and pick your nose and chase him with the bogeys
all of that should turn him off you!
and if it doesn't...then your up shit creek without a paddle darling.
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