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Printablegemini13 said: Nero said: A) I have high standards, elseways I'd not be trying to get the fuck out of this mess. B) His pothead traits are invisible, really. He bathes and such, too. Thing is, I've known his brother AJ for years. We schooled together. AJ was always clean, intelligent and a sight fun to be around. C) I was mistaken that the rest of the family would be that way and that they'd live in a house. D) I didn't realize I was actually considered the lad's "girlfriend." In fact, I'm pretty stupid about those things. I've never dated a man under thirty, let alone a twenty-two year old pothead. And the men I've had come from good families with money. Fuck, I even joke with my friends that I have a minimum salary requirement of $80k on the men I date, and a minimum age requirement of 30. In times of loneliness, I've been sucked into the worst possible thing. And I thought that fucking Jew guy was bad.... AGH! Well, his mom obviously has a mental problem. If she gives you any trouble, you just let me know.  The whole family has mental problems. The eldest brother pulled me into another room, to let me know that if anyone ever gave me any trouble, Aaron was a good man and would kick their ass. Well, WTF, that's real nice. A regular fucking knight in shining armor. 
That's just the way to my heart. I have my own bodyguard.  Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: It's a trade off...I bet he's great in bed? Do tell. M As if I'd touch the cock of a skank. I haven't found out, nor will I ever. But I'll cut you a deal, you can come take his mind off of me. Only if his name is Enus, wears a dirty wife beater, has a beer in one hand, a cigarett in the other....oh yeah....and he's missing a toofff, I mean tooth. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Nero said: As if I'd touch the cock of a skank. I haven't found out, nor will I ever. But I'll cut you a deal, you can come take his mind off of me. Only if his name is Enus, wears a dirty wife beater, has a beer in one hand, a cigarett in the other....oh yeah....and he's missing a toofff, I mean tooth. M  I went to this dive bar in a little hick town up north called Penryn. This man kept bugging me, so I had a conversation with him, in which he informed me in his southern drawl that..."Women like teeth". | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Nero said: As if I'd touch the cock of a skank. I haven't found out, nor will I ever. But I'll cut you a deal, you can come take his mind off of me. Only if his name is Enus, wears a dirty wife beater, has a beer in one hand, a cigarett in the other....oh yeah....and he's missing a toofff, I mean tooth. M He's not quite that bad. Sorry it won't be a love connection, then. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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gemini13 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Only if his name is Enus, wears a dirty wife beater, has a beer in one hand, a cigarett in the other....oh yeah....and he's missing a toofff, I mean tooth. M I went to this dive bar in a little hick town up north called Penryn. This man kept bugging me, so I had a conversation with him, in which he informed me in his southern drawl that..."Women like teeth".
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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gemini13 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Only if his name is Enus, wears a dirty wife beater, has a beer in one hand, a cigarett in the other....oh yeah....and he's missing a toofff, I mean tooth. M I went to this dive bar in a little hick town up north called Penryn. This man kept bugging me, so I had a conversation with him, in which he informed me in his southern drawl that..."Women like teeth".That's awful. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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I dont like the fact the mom threatened you with such a tacky comment. Like her son is some prize.
I'd gladly kick her butt AND her skanks "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: I dont like the fact the mom threatened you with such a tacky comment. Like her son is some prize.
I'd gladly kick her butt AND her skanks Come on over. Let's lay the smack down. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: ThreadCula said: I dont like the fact the mom threatened you with such a tacky comment. Like her son is some prize.
I'd gladly kick her butt AND her skanks Come on over. Let's lay the smack down. I'm SO there!  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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you said you haven't had sex with him but he calls you his girlfriend..that's a big presumptuous. Just keep denying the sex...he'll get sick of waiting real quick. "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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Shorty said: you said you haven't had sex with him but he calls you his girlfriend..that's a big presumptuous. Just keep denying the sex...he'll get sick of waiting real quick.
Good. My skank virginity must remain in tact. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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I think 'the scandalouslife' had the best suggestions. Reverse pych usually works on guys, especially pot heads. 
Did the 80k metro bore the hell out of you? Maybe this craziness that you get into after the '...easy going mature...' relationships. Nero = caligua ? | |
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Rev said: I think 'the scandalouslife' had the best suggestions. Reverse pych usually works on guys, especially pot heads.
Did the 80k metro bore the hell out of you? Maybe this craziness that you get into after the '...easy going mature...' relationships. Nero = caligua ? Nero = caligula. 
I've cornered the market on Roman emperor names around here. And no, the 80k metro was a-okay. I miss him dearly, in fact. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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AzureStarr said:
Wait... I'm sorry.
This could be the man you marry!
I hope you don't break the poor boys heart or mamma gonna whip your ass!
Seriously, though, this is SO not funny! Oh, btw, Feather, you're a total fucking bitch sometimes.  Good thing I like you.
As for scandalouslife - I'm going for the gay thing. I started it yesterday. Whilst in my totally non-skanky Escort, which I forbid smoking in (ARGH, cos one day he lit a cigarette in there), I was on the phone with Feather here and I told her all sorts of shit about how we should be in love. When asked, I just said, "I've been considering dating this sweet Heather female." Let's hope. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: ThreadCula said: I dont like the fact the mom threatened you with such a tacky comment. Like her son is some prize.
I'd gladly kick her butt AND her skanks Come on over. Let's lay the smack down. I'll be glad to help out too. Hulkster's in the House   To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong. | |
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Caligula said: UGH, and you know what? HE FUCKING SMOKES!
I can't believe it. I've gone from a dainty little metrosexual bastard to a fucking potheaded, cigarette smoking, minimum wage working, trailer living, skank. And FUCK YOU Manda, when you log in and see this. I know your bitch ass will be laughing. He has 1 thing going for him... it's the best trailer in the trailer park. But sitting outside the front door... is a weight bench. HA! B-o-b that's me! | |
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ahintofgreen said: Caligula said: UGH, and you know what? HE FUCKING SMOKES!
I can't believe it. I've gone from a dainty little metrosexual bastard to a fucking potheaded, cigarette smoking, minimum wage working, trailer living, skank. And FUCK YOU Manda, when you log in and see this. I know your bitch ass will be laughing. He has 1 thing going for him... it's the best trailer in the trailer park. But sitting outside the front door... is a weight bench. HA! 
UGH. I got an email from him today asking me not to go to that concert since he's not going. He must fucking DIE. It's the only way. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: ahintofgreen said: He has 1 thing going for him... it's the best trailer in the trailer park. But sitting outside the front door... is a weight bench. HA!
UGH. I got an email from him today asking me not to go to that concert since he's not going. He must fucking DIE. It's the only way. Fuck him... I may have to ask my husband if I can... but he doesnt demand me not to go cos he is not going... fuck that fucktard! [Edited 8/5/05 21:33pm] B-o-b that's me! | |
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ahintofgreen said: Nero said:
UGH. I got an email from him today asking me not to go to that concert since he's not going. He must fucking DIE. It's the only way. Fuck him... I may have to ask my husband if I can... but he doesnt demand me not to go cos he is not going... fuck that fucktard! [Edited 8/5/05 21:33pm] I know. I never even fucking asked Face for a damn thing. I'd say, "Okay, Noel. I'm going out to (whatever). I'll be back (whenever). If not, I'll call. Farewell." UGH. I don't ask permission, and I better not be demanded shit. ESPECIALLY not from someone so obviously less than I am. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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You sound like a snob looking down on people , sounds like you got what you deserved
Besides , there's nothing wrong with smoking weed , it doesn't make you a junkie | |
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Nero said: ahintofgreen said: Fuck him... I may have to ask my husband if I can... but he doesnt demand me not to go cos he is not going... fuck that fucktard! [Edited 8/5/05 21:33pm] I know. I never even fucking asked Face for a damn thing. I'd say, "Okay, Noel. I'm going out to (whatever). I'll be back (whenever). If not, I'll call. Farewell." UGH. I don't ask permission, and I better not be demanded shit. ESPECIALLY not from someone so obviously less than I am. He is not your fucking Daddy, nor will he ever be... B-o-b that's me! | |
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Dewrede said:
You sound like a snob looking down on people , sounds like you got what you deserved
Besides , there's nothing wrong with smoking weed , it doesn't make you a junkie It's not the weed. It's mostly the nasty family and the trailer that smells of piss. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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ahintofgreen said: Nero said: I know. I never even fucking asked Face for a damn thing. I'd say, "Okay, Noel. I'm going out to (whatever). I'll be back (whenever). If not, I'll call. Farewell." UGH. I don't ask permission, and I better not be demanded shit. ESPECIALLY not from someone so obviously less than I am. He is not your fucking Daddy, nor will he ever be... God Manda, I love you. Will you pretend to be my dyke lady, too? Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Dewrede said:
You sound like a snob looking down on people , sounds like you got what you deserved
Besides , there's nothing wrong with smoking weed , it doesn't make you a junkie You obviously don't know Nero... or the kind of luck with men she has. You would have standards too. Can't just go hump any ole' leg. You also apparently haven't met this pothead trailer trash either. It hurt my head and I get a long with everyone. [Edited 8/5/05 21:47pm] B-o-b that's me! | |
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ahintofgreen said: Dewrede said:
You sound like a snob looking down on people , sounds like you got what you deserved
Besides , there's nothing wrong with smoking weed , it doesn't make you a junkie You obviously don't know Nero... or the kind of luck with men she has. You would have standards too. Can't just go hump any ole' leg. You also apparently haven't met this pothead trailer trash either. It hurt my head and I get a long with everyone. [Edited 8/5/05 21:47pm] Fuckin' Mama Bob, steppin in! Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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I'd tap dat ass...you can be my lady luck. B-o-b that's me! | |
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Nero said: Dewrede said:
You sound like a snob looking down on people , sounds like you got what you deserved
Besides , there's nothing wrong with smoking weed , it doesn't make you a junkie It's not the weed. It's mostly the nasty family and the trailer that smells of piss. Maybe i misjudged you , but that comment on him 'working for minimum wage' and being 'just a trailerpark fellow' really sounded derogatory | |
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Dewrede said: Nero said: It's not the weed. It's mostly the nasty family and the trailer that smells of piss. Maybe i misjudged you , but that comment on him 'working for minimum wage' and being 'just a trailerpark fellow' really sounded derogatory It is negative. Not to all trailer-dwellers and such though. Just to ones in trailers that smell like piss with 5 other people, 8 dogs, and scrounging together money from all minimum wage jobs involved to blow it on "the good stuff." Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Really gotta know the kid were speaking of. He is really NOT the cream of the crop. [Edited 8/5/05 21:52pm] B-o-b that's me! | |
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Yeah , i must admit that trailers that smell like piss don't really sound
appealing Sorry , i just felt some of your comments sounded derogatory (replying to Nero) [Edited 8/5/05 22:00pm] | |
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