I'm mad as fuck. A couple of people who I speak with reguarly know I've been dating a fellow who is the older brother of a longtime male friend of mine. The fellow, I shall call A.

Now, the brother who I've been friends with and I go way back to my days of 7th grade. He has defended my honor and been a lovely friend over the years. We only ever really hung out at school, our mutual friend's home, or the movies or for food or summat. Never at his domicile.

Well, since I've been dating his brother, I have been introduced to the house. There are four of these brothers. It is also not a house. It's a fucking tin-can trailer. And it smells like dog piss.

How do I get myself into these situations? I've been trying to upgrade. I went from dating an older man with a nice house, great taste in clothing and who takes great care of his skin to seeing a trailer-living fellow who works for minimum wage.

I know it sounds bitchy, but damn... I'm over there today, and what goes on? But they all sit down and compile their money to go buy marijuana in Edmonton, KY. But marijuana is not the only thing onhand in the trailerhold.

Needless to say, I'm out of place. We're middle class, house-dwelling, non-druggies... They possess GED's.

Ugh, and his mother warned me not to "hurt" what's hers. Apparently, if I do, I'm in from a whole line of ass-kicking from skanks.

AGH...

...I'm trying to scheme ways to extract myself from this shitty situation.

I'm so mad, I spilt my god damn Starbucks on my bed and just busted.

good luck with that

Are you dating an orger?

althom said:

althom said:

Yes, fucking jerseykrs. GOD, I wish I could get rid of him.

Caligula said:

Hide his weed.

UGH, and you know what? HE FUCKING SMOKES!

I can't believe it.

I've gone from a dainty little metrosexual bastard to a fucking potheaded, cigarette smoking, minimum wage working, trailer living, skank.

And FUCK YOU Manda, when you log in and see this. I know your bitch ass will be laughing.

Byron said:

I know.

I got tricked.

I hate my life.

From hot, normal, non-smoking guy who hits over the 80k a year mark to skanko supremo.

HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS?!

Caligula said:

You leave.

Byron said:

I'll never rid myself of them.



They live just down the road in a town with no fucking people anyway.

I mean, this sucks. This sucks hard.

So you should just "hurt what's hers." AKA her shinbones.

Caligula said:

No, I meant you leave Kentucky...

Byron said:

Can I stay at your house? I'll stop cursing.

Just provide me with red wine. I'll do your laundry.

Caligula said:

And have that inbred clan come knocking on my door looking for you??...Um, no...

Byron said:

There is no shelter anywhere.

Jersey says I should just lie and say he hit me.

Yikes.

Tell him you're gay.

Or have a serious talk with the brother who is your longtime friend. Maybe you can confide in him and, as a sort of insider, he can give you a better idea of what to do and how to break up with him.

Or try to figure out what the guy is looking for, then act the total opposite. If he wants to sleep with you, tell him you're saving yourself for marriage. If he's looking for a prude, jump all over him (*shudder*) and act over the top.

And don't listen to that skanky mother. Her little army of asskicking skanks are probably too stoned to care if you break it off with him. It hasn't gone too far yet, so his chances of being hurt too badly are still slim.

Good luck.

i'm a little confused. what exactly is the problem here?

boy meets girl - boy's parents threaten girl - boy's family smokes a load of drugs - girl whines about it online...

it's the classic, all-American love story, as far as i can see.

TheFrog said:

Wait... I'm sorry.













This could be the man you marry!






I hope you don't break the poor boys heart or mamma gonna whip your ass!







Seriously, though, this is SO not funny!

TheFrog said:

Ok....???
How did u get in this situation? Is he really cute or something? Are his pothead traits not visible?

run like hell

If you continue to stay the more he will like you, then the more he will be hurt when you leave. Get out of it now while you can.

Girl.....

RAISE YOUR STANDARDS

gemini13 said:

A) I have high standards, elseways I'd not be trying to get the fuck out of this mess.
B) His pothead traits are invisible, really. He bathes and such, too. Thing is, I've known his brother AJ for years. We schooled together. AJ was always clean, intelligent and a sight fun to be around.
C) I was mistaken that the rest of the family would be that way and that they'd live in a house.
D) I didn't realize I was actually considered the lad's "girlfriend." In fact, I'm pretty stupid about those things.

I've never dated a man under thirty, let alone a twenty-two year old pothead. And the men I've had come from good families with money.

Fuck, I even joke with my friends that I have a minimum salary requirement of $80k on the men I date, and a minimum age requirement of 30.

In times of loneliness, I've been sucked into the worst possible thing. And I thought that fucking Jew guy was bad....

AGH!

Caligula said:

It's a trade off...I bet he's great in bed? Do tell.


M

Nero said:

Well, his mom obviously has a mental problem. If she gives you any trouble, you just let me know.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

As if I'd touch the cock of a skank.

I haven't found out, nor will I ever. But I'll cut you a deal, you can come take his mind off of me.