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Thread started 08/03/05 6:14pm

jerseykrs

I've been telling myself these jokes for so long, I'm a has been.

I dont care who you've been sleeping with these days
you're outta my hair that's growing just above my smiling face that I wear
every night I drink myself to sleep
not thinking about you
not thinking about anything at all

I dont care who you've been dining with these days
its more than fair
I'd much rather be drinking anyways
with my friend Lenny
who lives so fucking far away
yet not as far as you
even though you live right down my fucking street

I dont care who you've been kissing on these days
it's out of my hands and in my mouth with such a pleasent taste I need a beer
to wash it all away without a trace
and then i'll drink 23 more
to wipe this stupid smile off my fucking face

I'm tired of sleeping with myself
I'm tired, all these drinks and drugs no longer help
I'm tired of lying about not thinking of you
maybe my friend Lenny can tell me what to do
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Reply #1 posted 08/03/05 6:21pm

Fauxie

This is either a booty call or a cry for help. confuse
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Reply #2 posted 08/03/05 6:21pm

jerseykrs

I'm guessing a cry for help wink
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Reply #3 posted 08/03/05 6:25pm

sinisterpentat
onic

Joey has a link in his sig you should check out. nod





lol
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Reply #4 posted 08/03/05 6:40pm

jerseykrs

sinisterpentatonic said:

Joey has a link in his sig you should check out. nod





lol



He's not online, gimme the link sin!
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Reply #5 posted 08/03/05 6:54pm

Nero

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Read what this shit said:

jerseykrs : i fucking hate
jerseykrs : when
jerseykrs : no one posts
jerseykrs : on my threads

Well, know what jersey? That's cos your threads SUCK. mad
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #6 posted 08/03/05 6:56pm

jerseykrs

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Easier than leading sheep to slaughter..... biggrin
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Reply #7 posted 08/03/05 7:03pm

Nero

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jerseykrs said:

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Easier than leading sheep to slaughter..... biggrin


Idiot.

Or in your words, "Ffffffuckhead."
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #8 posted 08/03/05 7:04pm

Imago777

awwww.

You just need a hug!


hug hug hug
grouphug



[grouphug:
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Reply #9 posted 08/03/05 7:07pm

jerseykrs

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The one of the four guys is just wrong.
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Reply #10 posted 08/03/05 8:43pm

Anxiety

Fauxie said:

This is either a booty call or a cry for help. confuse


considering the source, what's the difference?
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Reply #11 posted 08/04/05 4:47am

jerseykrs

Anxiety said:

Fauxie said:

This is either a booty call or a cry for help. confuse


considering the source, what's the difference?

falloff

wait a minute..... disbelief !
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Reply #12 posted 08/04/05 4:50am

HamsterHuey

jerseykrs said:

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The one of the four guys is just wrong.


You saying gay is wrong?

eek
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Reply #13 posted 08/04/05 4:52am

jerseykrs

HamsterHuey said:

jerseykrs said:

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The one of the four guys is just wrong.


You saying gay is wrong?

eek



I'm saying even if they're gay, no four guys take fucking pictures like that.....


Don't bait me bitch.... wink
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Reply #14 posted 08/04/05 4:52am

Anxiety

HamsterHuey said:

jerseykrs said:

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The one of the four guys is just wrong.


You saying gay is wrong?

eek


I don't wanna be right!
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Reply #15 posted 08/04/05 4:54am

HamsterHuey

jerseykrs said:

bitch.... wink


Then again, calling me bitch is rather gay.
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Reply #16 posted 08/04/05 4:57am

jerseykrs

If I don't find a date soon, does that make me gay by default?
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Reply #17 posted 08/04/05 4:59am

Imago777

jerseykrs said:

HamsterHuey said:



You saying gay is wrong?

eek



I'm saying even if they're gay, no four guys take fucking pictures like that.....


Don't bait me bitch.... wink



shhh Don't be angry, boo!

Get back in the zone for brotherly love!


hug hug

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Reply #18 posted 08/04/05 5:00am

HamsterHuey

jerseykrs said:

If I don't find a date soon, does that make me gay by default?


Yer not gay?
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Reply #19 posted 08/04/05 5:01am

jerseykrs

This thread is so far off topic now.....
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Reply #20 posted 08/04/05 5:03am

Anxiety

jerseykrs said:

This thread is so far off topic now.....


hey, yeah. what WAS it about, anyway?
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Reply #21 posted 08/04/05 5:03am

jerseykrs

Anxiety said:

jerseykrs said:

This thread is so far off topic now.....


hey, yeah. what WAS it about, anyway?



now that you mention it, who the fuck knows.
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Reply #22 posted 08/04/05 5:03am

Imago777

jerseykrs said:

This thread is so far off topic now.....



It's posting Karma catching up with you. nod
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Reply #23 posted 08/04/05 5:04am

Anxiety

jerseykrs said:

Anxiety said:



hey, yeah. what WAS it about, anyway?



now that you mention it, who the fuck knows.



well, now your thread is officially gay by default.
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Reply #24 posted 08/04/05 5:06am

jerseykrs

I can't win.
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Reply #25 posted 08/04/05 5:06am

Imago777

Anxiety said:

jerseykrs said:




now that you mention it, who the fuck knows.



well, now your thread is officially gay by default.



If you think about it he'd make an awsome gay man. Kind of hawt actually.

JerseyKRS: Robo-gay!
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Reply #26 posted 08/04/05 5:09am

jerseykrs

What exactly would make me a "great" gay man?
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Reply #27 posted 08/04/05 5:11am

Imago777

jerseykrs said:

What exactly would make me a "great" gay man?



Are you fishing for compliments? batting eyes
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Reply #28 posted 08/04/05 5:11am

Anxiety

jerseykrs said:

What exactly would make me a "great" gay man?


a seat in office? great oratory skills? an enormous penis made out of money?
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Reply #29 posted 08/04/05 5:17am

jerseykrs

Anxiety said:

jerseykrs said:

What exactly would make me a "great" gay man?


a seat in office? great oratory skills? an enormous penis made out of money?

falloff falloff falloff
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