It is with great sadness that I bid you goodbye, bipeds. Or better yet, so long. I will be back. This has been a very trying, confusing and enlightening couple of weeks but now I must leave you. I am headed to Tibet for extensive Oracle training.

If I am to be the Oracle, I am to learn the mystical ways, the magic that my Mother, the previous Oracle, had. Some of my talents are inside and just need to be unlocked. Others will come with meditation, reading, and excrutiating pain and effort. I cannot give any more details than that, as far as methods or exact location, for fear that JediMaster or his ilk will track me down.

The Revolution has been put on hold but only for a while. I have informed the Order of the Cows who are calling down all units. We will let you humans have the planet for a little while longer. Now that you have a reprienve, I ask that you consider how close you came to having a more logical, kind, and gentle species take over the helm. Can you change? Can you calm your lust for destruction, gluttony and animal murder? Can you use your intellect, second only to cows, to make this a better place? Can you make it where a Revolution won't be neccessary, that man and cows, working together, could create a utopia, a beautiful society where man and animal cow-exist for the betterment of the planet? Think on it, bipeds! Think hard...

I shall return but, for now, I must become who I was always meant to be. Well, I might take a week or two in Cancun, first, to clear my head.

Peace.

Cow said:

So long, fair cow.

Come back and mate with me whenever you want.

farewell, my potential steak!

i'm because you're leaving us... but because it's for such a worthy cause. good luck and much love Great Cow!



ps: about taking that week in cancun to clear your head - watch out for the local grass down there! some of it will NOT clear your head. do not buy grass from men on the beach wearing bulky ponchos or carrying briefcases full of silver. eat only the grass which grows in fields.

I never really did get the whole Cow thing. Still, good luck and all.