Why in hell's name do people who already have on short-shorts feel the need to do what the N. has always referred to as a "jean speedo?" I mean, wtf. Your shorts are already short. Why the hell are you rolling up the top so that they're shorter?

I fucking HATE that. Happens all the time down at the resort, and it's usually done by some barely legal teen who's on the chunky side.

Pics please.

Jean Speedos?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA


You crack me up.

sextonseven said:

You want to see a fat, young teenager in shorts revealing every piece of flab on their legs?

GO FIND IT YOURSELF.

gemini13 said:

I can't even claim to own the phrase. But it makes me giggle.

What are your opinions on the great Jean Speedo, esp when worn by girls too fat to even possibly get away with it?

Nero said:

Nero said:

Any kind of jeans, speedos or not, look kinda fucked up on fat girls. Especially if they're a size too small.

gemini13 said:

This is all about wearing jean shorts. Or cloth shorts for that matter, and then rolling them up at the top, you know, so that more of your nasty flabby thighs show.

Jesus Christ. It's bad.

THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

Nero said:

Oooh, where the very top of the thigh shows? That's pretty scary.

gemini13 said:

It's more than scary. It makes me want to gouge my eyes our with a stick of uncooked pasta.

Of course, when you've rolled the top of your shorts up to where you show way too much leg, one must also roll the bottom of their shirt up and show off their tubby stomach.

Hell, I'm one hundred, nineteen pounds of fury and I don't even do that.

Nero said:

Maybe its comfortable?

gemini13 said:

Do one better than adjust your clothes for comfort. Buy clothes that fit and are flattering to your body type. Jesus Christ!

Nero said:

Or exercise so that you can actually wear that shit.

Going to work now. Bye bye.

I knew Jean Speedo. She was a nice lady.

so some anorexic chick that u can count her ribs in those shorts is _"Hot"_???

This is the only pic I could find: